Corrupt A Wish!

[implosion]

Granted. You now have the ability "to knock smartly or lightly, esp. so as to make a noise."

I wish I had a kazoo.

[falconbane]

Granted, but it's made out of tissue paper.

I wish for world peace.

[implosion]

Granted, but it only lasts for two minutes. After that, even more war than before breaks out.

I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.

[falconbane]

Granted, but the cheese is made from human milk and fermented with someone's left toe.

I wish it wasn't so hot.

[Essence]

Granted.  It's now zero degrees Kelvin.


I wish I could get my voice-recognition software to recognize my voice properly.

[falconbane]

Granted, the software can now recognize your voice, but the computer the software's on blew up.

I wish for a wish.

[implosion]

Granted, but you just used it (have we seen this one already?)

I wish I didn't have to do any summer reading.

[falconbane]

Granted, you won't graduate... ever.

I wish for the World Cup NOW

[implosion]

Granted. Of course, as you were posting that it ended and you missed it.

I wish the moon were made of cheese.

[falconbane]

Meh, I'll wait for the next one in a week xD

Granted, the moon on ES0-161 is now made of cheese, unfortunately, the nearby blackhole ate it.

I wish for world domination  8)

[implosion]

Granted. World domination occurs. World domination by me 

I wish the black hole hadn't eaten ES0-161.

[falconbane]

Granted, ES0-161 was eaten by space mice instead, prompting a civil that destroy that section of space with a weaponized super nova.

I wish the Bush family never existed.