Corrupt A Wish!

[implosion]

Granted, but you don't even want to know what's in it.

I wish it were exactly 1 degree fahrenheit warmer in the room right now.

[TheOwner]

Granted but then the weapon Fahrenheit comes into play chops you and half and you instantly turn to ashes

I wish my topic The Kingdom of Spam had more posts (best thing in the world)

[slovenc555]

Granted, but poeople think it's unfinished.

I wish.

[ddevans96]

Granted, you get.

I wish the thread for Mafia 9 would come out.

[implosion]

Granted, but no one signs up.

I wish I were stuck in a time paradox.

[TheOwner]

Granted but because of the paradox your face blows up and it ends

I wish for another wish

[sbluen]

Granted but it's not granted. Not only that, but you've also used up the wish used to wish for that wish.

I wish for Death and for this wish to be nonlethal both directly and indirectly to every being.

[slovenc555]

Granted, but you never get to see him (Grimm Reaper a.k.a. Death)

I wish for a dead rotten fish to be somewhere. anywhere. In any state of body or mind. I don't care if I see it, smell it, hear it, feel it, taste it or not. I just wish for it to be anywhere and in any condition.

[Svenningen]

You get your conditions, but sadly, the only fish left is on a photography. all else is dead.

I want a new book!

[Bender74d]

ok, you get the a current book from an encyclopedia seris (m-n)

i wish there as a pita delivery buisness near my house.

[Svenningen]

You get a pita-delivery sercive near your house, but they only have expired stuff!

I some litterature!

[Xoned]

You get a pita-delivery sercive near your house, but they only have expired stuff!

I some litterature!

?? Your name says Svenningen....

I wish to be able to make topics no longer show up on my list of "new replies to my posts."