Corrupt A Wish!

[slovenc555]

Granted, you are now a wish.

I wish for a hat and a corndog

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but you inexplanedly lose $30

i wish upon a star

[slovenc555]

granted, but you do realise that stars are hot enough to fry you to nothing in mere seconds, do you?

I wish for peanut butter jelly time

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but a banana with a baseball bat knocks you out

i wish for a vampire orange

[slovenc555]

Granted, but I drink all of your blood.

I wish for my 30 $ back.

[lawlmaster09]

granted but then you lose $60

i wish i got the $60 you lost

[slovenc555]

granted, but you lose 120 $ that go to me (I win )

I wish for a card made out off... cardboard. and i want it for free.

[Korugar]

Granted, but it's on fire and quickly burns up.

I wish for all of your money to belong to me...permanently.

[slovenc555]

Granted, but after you get the 120 $ I have, I rip off you so badly, that all the money of everyone you know belongs to me permanently. So you have my 120 $, and i have much more that that.

I wish I could rest in peace after my funeral (everyone there is going to cry, someone is gonna lure them there with money and my people are going to have pepper spray)

[lawlmaster09]

granted the then the whole state blows up, congrats.

i wish ____ ________ __ ___ _ ____ ____

[sbluen]

Granted. You obtain the requested information about slovenc555 ("for your" is implied). However, after entering this info into your underlined fields, he promptly requests a new identity, legally changes his name, and tells the police to arrest you if you try to use any of this information against him.

granted, but its in a forign language that you dont know.

I wish google would translate that email for me.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but it translates it into Afrikaans.

I wish there were more decent flash games.