granted, but this happens in another dimension.I wish tien shinhan didn't have three eyes.
Granted, but since it can't be granted your wish is still granted, as in - no granting..I wish to die (oO)
Granted, but someone puts an embarassing paper bag over your head and draws a face on that.I wish the machine from the other forum game was real.
Granted, but you get an awful draw and are killed.I wish more stuff would happen.
Granted, but it gives your hand third-degree burns as you pet it. I wish that the cavemen had had high-speed internet.