Corrupt A Wish!

[lawlmaster09]

granted, now people think you are crazy because you use words like "wouldst" and "mine rest"

i wish i was will smith in "men in black"

[sbluen]

Granted, but during your time as the actor, you work with classified material in the background related to alien refugees, so the CIA must erase your memory once you get back to ordinary life.

I wish for an apple, and for that apple to be swapped with an apple at the market if it is poisonous or defective.

edited for spelling

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,that apple had a bomb in it and wasn't switched for a new apple,then you think it's fine and swallow it,then you explode.

I wish I would get thrown into a pit full of scorpions and to be stung severely.

[Thalas]

granted, but in the pit are unicorns and you must play with them forever.

I wish for new chair

[Dm]

GRANTED, you sit on it and it breaks. you also break your neck and die a horrible death.

I wish for pie..

[michael14141414]

Granted. You get fat.
I wish President Taft's Pony Brigade was real (Except for Ponita!).

[sbluen]

Granted, but it costs taxpayers millions of dollars per month to have the army try to train them.

I wish that this apple granted to me had been eaten by jamesdyer680 instead of me.

[Dm]

wish granted - this apple disappear in front of your eyes, and since you had to eat it to be eaten by jamesdyer680, you never fulfill your wish

I wish for the apple you lost xD

[lawlmaster09]

granted, you eat it and then you explode

i wish i could control time and space

[lawlmaster09]

lol, this thread could be called "the genies cheatsheet"

[Takeno_ita]

granted, you eat it and then you explode

i wish i could control time and space

granted, but you don't think quadrimensionally so u can't travel trough them and become struck in a time vortex without escape.
"I wish you were here".

[Bender74d]

Granted, i am now here

I wish i was a little bit taller.