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Wardead · « **Reply #24 on:** June 03, 2010, 07:01:29 pm »

Granted, it melts.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Fixari · « **Reply #25 on:** June 03, 2010, 11:19:59 pm »

Granted, but it's only a loan.

I wish that there was a way to prevent pins and needles.

Wardead · « **Reply #26 on:** June 04, 2010, 12:58:25 pm »

Granted, but there are, now, no more needles and pins in your house, and it falls down.

I wish for an AC.

Fixari · « **Reply #27 on:** June 04, 2010, 07:18:47 pm »

Granted, you get an Advanced Cougar. It eats you.

I wish that I had another sandwich.

implosion · « **Reply #28 on:** June 04, 2010, 07:38:10 pm »

Granted. You get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You also become allergic to peanut butter.

I wish squares were round.

Fixari · « **Reply #29 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:08:01 pm »

Granted. You get a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You also become allergic to peanut butter.

I wish squares were round.

Nah, I think it was an allergic reaction to the jelly.

Granted, there is now no such thing as a square.

I wish I was the opposite gender.

Wardead · « **Reply #30 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:15:36 pm »

Granted, but you soon become a mix.

I wish I was not funny.

Fixari · « **Reply #31 on:** June 04, 2010, 08:27:24 pm »

Granted, you're the butt of many jokes.

I wish that I could read minds.

918273645 · « **Reply #32 on:** June 05, 2010, 04:59:41 am »

Granted, but you can only read minds of Dodo birds.

I wish it wasn't HAMMAH TIEM!

sSethia · « **Reply #33 on:** June 05, 2010, 05:05:59 am »

Granted, but it's bed time.

I wish I didn't have a curfew.

Wardead · « **Reply #34 on:** June 05, 2010, 12:24:43 pm »

Granted, but you go outside and you go to jail, since you didn't follow the curfew.

I wish I was had a curfew.

Essence · « **Reply #35 on:** June 05, 2010, 07:54:48 pm »

Granted, but it's in 2012, just after the world ends.

I wish I could rap.