Corrupt A Wish!

[lawlmaster09]

granted, instead i made a vomit wish

i wish my ass didnt still hurt >.<

[Purity_Riot]

lawlmaster. Stop talking about excrement in so many of your posts.

This is grounds for a permanent ban. I'm going to let you off with a warning, but I don't want to see this on my boards anymore.

[Dm]

Could You skip the butt and excrement part? it's getting annoying..

Anyway..

Granted, but then your head hurts.

I wish lawlmaster would stop with those wishes..

[implosion]

Granted, but 3 other people start making worse ones.

I wish hadn't lost all of its matches last round.

[Dm]

Granted - , however, only wins one match and gets last place.


I wish for a Trident.

[sbluen]

Granted, but you can't find it, so you search your room while casually chewing on some gum you just found. Then you read the label and realize what happened to your wish. You got Trident chewing gum.
I wish for something else.

[lawlmaster09]

in so many of your boasts.

ONLY 2 
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granted, you get a cheezburgur, then the staff at LOLCATS finds out and you get world famous for the invention of a "cheezburgur" and then some nerd finds out and assassinates you.

i wish i knew why purity_riot hates me 

[Purity_Riot]

Granted, it's because the thought of diarrhea is disgusting, and posting about it is a ban-able offense. Then, you forget it.

I wish people didn't think I hate them because I do my job.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, now people hate you, but they dont know that you have the job that you are doing.

i wish i was a telekinetic vampire squirrel that could shapeshift into a wolf.

[implosion]

Granted, but all of these new functions overwork your metabolism - you die of malnutrition within seconds.

I wish that 2+2 were equal to 5.

[lawlmaster09]

granted, "two" is now equal to 2 1/2

i wish lizards were mammals

[Higurashi]

Granted. Most lizards on earth now die out due to not being adjusted to their environment.

I wish flights of angels wouldst sing me to mine rest.