Corrupt A Wish!

[lawlmaster09]

Granted, but they are all poisonus.

I wish i knew a good  / deck.

granted, but you think its so good, you try beating false gods with it, and try, and try, and try, until your score is -99999999999 and you have no gold left.

i wish that instead of you saying "Granted, but they are all poisonus." you would have said "Granted, but they all suck"... and then i wish for more diahrreah... i mean cake... gives me diahrreah... ... ... diahrreah 

[slovenc555]

Granted, but... Did I ever say I was going to use the deck? well did I? Anyways... but your toilet is broken and the neigbours won't let you in and all the publuc toilets are closed and so you eventually sh*t your pants.

I wish for a stake

[Purity_Riot]

Granted, but you are misunderstood and instead receive a steak; conveniently it's still made of wood.

I wish this game would stop showing up in my new replies folder.

[lawlmaster09]

Granted, but you are misunderstood and instead receive a steak; conveniently it's still made of wood.

I wish this game would stop showing up in my new replies folder.

granted, now it shows up in uranus... and your new replies folder. (yes, technically your wish is still granted because TECHNICALLY you wished that it would change from it showing up in the new replies, therefore it was changed from ONLY being in your new replies folder to being in uranus AND your new replies folder)

i wish my explanation wasnt so friggin long

[lawlmaster09]

but... Did I ever say I was going to use the deck? well did I?

dude... its called "corrupt a wish"... YOU HAVE TO SPLIT HAIRS ALOT

[Purity_Riot]

granted, it has been shortened to 'I'm wrong and made no sense'

I wish I had inspiration for my novel/fanfic

[lawlmaster09]

granted, it has been shortened to 'I'm wrong and made no sense'

I wish I had inspiration for my novel/fanfic

granted, you now have inspiration to wright the novel: "how to be a troll"

i wish purity_riot would grow a sense of humor

[Purity_Riot]

Granted, you have been sent back in time to when I first gained my sense of humour, my birthday

I wish this  8) smily was half as awesome as I am, thus making it twice as awesome as it is.

[lawlmaster09]

when I first gained my sense of humour, my birthday

which birthday, the one 10,000 years in the future -.-

Granted, you have been sent back in time to when I first gained my sense of humour, my birthday

I wish this  8) smily was half as awesome as I am, thus making it twice as awesome as it is.

granted, its now as awesome as the saying "there the bees knees!"

i wish we would stop bickering

[ddevans96]

Granted, but you only stop because you get eaten.

I wish I could be on a site that is small but fun.

[Purity_Riot]

Granted, you are now at the site of the chernobyl incident

I wish that superheroes were the result of said incident.

[lawlmaster09]

Granted, but you only stop because you get eaten.

I wish I could be on a site that is small but fun.

granted, now all the heroes are called "the chernobyl aliens" (a group of super powered humans that are outcast because the humans dont like them) therefore "heroes" do not exist. congrats, you just KILLED SUPERMAN.

i wish i knew what the chernobyl incident was/is.