Corrupt A Wish!

[Dm]

granted - people don't get it and kill you for "bad use of sarcasm."

I wish for a SoD (sob.)

[slovenc555]

Granted, but you try to stab your opponent with it it. Not suceeding, you repeat ∞ times.

I wish for irony

[implosion]

Granted, but it's dramatic irony and you're in the story, so you don't know it's there (and you're pretty much doomed).

I wish "Œ" was an English letter.

[asymmetry]

GRANTŒD

But it will replace E and long texts would be very annoying to read

I wish i could stop time at will .w.

[lawlmaster09]

GRANTŒD

But it will replace E and long texts would be very annoying to read

I wish i could stop time at will .w.

granted - you can create a time bubble around you, freezing the whole universe except you , and whatever else you want unfrozen; unfortunately (because of Einstein's law of relativity), the relative equivalent of stopping time means that you go infinitely fast... basically you spontaneously combust  ...

i wish someone made a "the cake is a lie" joke when i wished for cake

[sbluen]

Granted. Someone made a joke and put it in his signature concurrently while you were wishing for cake.

I wish I knew how to use photoshop decently.

[slovenc555]

Granted, but you are now fatuus mutus malum.

I wish I was stabed.

[lawlmaster09]

Granted, but you are now fatuus mutus malum.

I wish I was stabed.

granted, you bleed to death.

i wish i knew what "fatuus mutus malum" means

[slovenc555]

Granted, but that doesn't change the fact that you always forget it.

I wish you wouldn't wish for that.

[lawlmaster09]

Granted, but that doesn't change the fact that you always forget it.

I wish you wouldn't wish for that.

granted... wait what?

i wish for awesomeface to come alive and eat everyone exept me... and then rickroll god... with an awesomefaced rick.

[Dm]

Granted, but that doesn't change the fact that you always forget it.

I wish you wouldn't wish for that.

granted... wait what? (but I already wished for that." would work.)

i wish for awesomeface to come alive and eat everyone exept me... and then rickroll god... with an awesomefaced rick.

GRANTED - you die before you see it. oh, and people eat and kill them from inside-out.

I wish for a wish.. that wishes more wishes.

[slovenc555]

Granted, but they are all poisonus.

I wish i knew a good  / deck.