Corrupt A Wish!

[lawlmaster09]

granted, but, unlike jack, you are a wimp and you decide to commit suicide.

i wish for cake

[slovenc555]

Granted, but I fall on it while commiting suicide.

I wish for another cake

[implosion]

Granted, but for some reason it is cremated along with your remains.

I wish that kilometers were equal to 1001 meters.

[Dm]

granted... but then they change the names so it isn't kilometers and it never gets used again.

I wish for more cake.

[Thalas]

Granted, but I eated your cake.

I wish for non-poisoned cookies with milk

[Dm]

happily granted, but as you drink the milk first, the milk is poisoned. and you die.

I wish for snow.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but the sun is too strong, and it melts while you're grounded in the house for something you didn't do.

I wish for a wish that isn't corrupted by poison.

[Dm]

granted but no one ever makes the wish.

I wish that I wasn't grounded for something I didn't do (o.O)

[ddevans96]

Granted, you are now grounded for arguing with your parents XD

I wish for a bowl of soup and crackers

[slovenc555]

Granted, but they're both poisonus.

I wish for morse code.

[Bender74d]

granted, unfortunatly i'm hard of hearing, and you just got "More Toad's".

I wish i could hear a little better

[slovenc555]

Granted, but you're still dumb enough to think you need to hear text.

I wish for sarcasm.