Corrupt A Wish!

[implosion]

Granted, but Godaddy takes over the hosting for your website and it stops working (yes, I know, this is unusually cruel for a corrupt).

I wish I was an idiot.

[Korugar]

Granted, but...then you'd be an idiot.

I wish for a secret.

[MaxMilen]

Granted, but even you can't remember it.

I wish my last wish hadn't been corrupted.

[implosion]

Granted, but this IS "corrupt a wish." Since it was never corrupted, it must never have been wished for in the first place.

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[sbluen]

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(Granted, you now know how to use older technology. But you no longer know how to use email or the internet because you're so used to using typewriters.)

I wish I had the paradox ability and the quanta to use it.

[implosion]

Granted, but you activate it and no one but you has more attack than defense. Not wanting to waste the quanta, you kill yourself.

I wish that paper was thinner.

[Bender74d]

Granted, you can now add paper to paint to dilute it.

I wish the entire global market would crash and everyone was forced to go back to the nomadic barter/trade system.

[asymmetry]

Granted, but then there wouldn't be internet, therefore no elements :c

I wish my guitar was fixed :/

[slovenc555]

Garanted, you'll get it back in a year or so.

I wish that tomatoes weren't poisonus (one bit me!).

[Bender74d]

Granted, that wasn't poison, that was the tomato implanting you with its offsprings larva.

I wish for elements the game to come out with physical cards.


*Edit* i just realized how wierd it is to use the word im"plant" when your actually talking about a plant....just seems kinda funny to me.   

[Dm]

Granted, but they are useless.

I wish I had a nymph. >.<

[slovenc555]

Granted, but once you do, you sell every single card and use all your time in the process. Tha it turns out, that they aren't a hit at all and they go out of style forever just a week after you got some and everyone switches back to the old version cuz it's cooler and easier since you don't have to count your remaning nymphs for every single action. Now that I think of it, the nymph cards are hard work to play.

I wish that a ginosaji would be chasing me like it's chasing Jack in the youtube video: The Horribly Slow Murderer With the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale