Corrupt A Wish!

[sbluen]

Granted. You fall asleep and have several amazing dreams. One of those is the game of war in which, using your almighty Shrieker Rush deck, you beat every player every time (even if you don't have one, you build one), letting you win the tournament. A couple hours later, you wake up and begin for real.

I wish for the next poster's wish to not be granted.

[foyra]

Granted, but i wish for my wish to not be granted, causing a paradox.

I wish for my wish, to not be granted.

[melzardust]

Granted, it doesnt.

I wish for less paradoxes.

[sbluen]

Granted. Maxwell's Demon gets removed from the game.

I wish for a time factory.

[implosion]

Granted, but one of the cogs was put in slightly wrong and you are accidentally thrust through time to the dinosaur age, where you are promptly eaten by a tyrannosaurus rex.

I wish I had an herbivorous, non-aggressive dinosaur for a pet that has no intention of harming me and will not accidentally harm me.

[Purity_Riot]

Granted, but it runs away

I wish I could get my security deposit back when I move.

[1chase1997]

Granted, but only $1 is left in it.

I wish that my girlfriend would kiss me tomorrow

[ddevans96]

Granted, but then you have a seizure and wind up in the hospital

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[1chase1997]

Granted, but after you kiss her you find out its a guy.

I wish my life wasnt so dull and boring

[giversgivealot]

granted, but your life will be that you almost get killed every day

i wish i would die

[implosion]

Granted, but your die from being hit by a spoon over and over. It takes several years. Refer to the Youtube video if you haven't seen it.

I wish people would stop pretending that the iPad is a real piece of technology.

[Bender74d]

Granted, now the iPad actually is a real piece of techonlogy....

I wish for a chocolate peanutbutter milkshake.