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xKelevra · « **Reply #12 on:** June 02, 2010, 02:36:29 am »

Granted, but the potato is just a pebble that looks like a potato.

I wish I didn't have to go to school for the next two weeks...

implosion · « **Reply #13 on:** June 02, 2010, 02:38:47 am »

Granted, but it takes all of summer to make up the work.

I wish I could digest glass.

sSethia · « **Reply #14 on:** June 02, 2010, 03:08:32 am »

Granted, but it turns into super poop which explodes when it comes out.

I wish I was sticky like tape.

Fixari · « **Reply #15 on:** June 02, 2010, 03:49:36 am »

Granted, but it makes social situations really awkward.

I wish that I had some Kryptonite to shove down Superman's throat.

Wardead · « **Reply #16 on:** June 02, 2010, 07:07:36 pm »

Granted, but SpiderMan goes down his throat and retrieves the Kryptonite you stole.

I wish Onions didn't make me cry.

Fixari · « **Reply #17 on:** June 02, 2010, 07:18:43 pm »

Granted, they make you puke instead.

I wish that my fries were spicier.

Wardead · « **Reply #18 on:** June 02, 2010, 07:24:08 pm »

Granted, they give you stomach-aches afterwards.

sSethia · « **Reply #19 on:** June 03, 2010, 12:50:20 am »

I wish that my friend wasn't such a wuss and actually went on the roller coasters with me today.

Wardead · « **Reply #20 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:06:06 pm »

Granted, but you get scared to death.

I wish I posted a wish in my previous post.

Xoned · « **Reply #21 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:12:06 pm »

Granted, but you wish you didn't.

I wish that made sense...

Wardead · « **Reply #22 on:** June 03, 2010, 01:14:12 pm »

Granted, but the corrupt didn't.

I wish I went to Harvard.

Fixari · « **Reply #23 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:56:55 pm »

Granted, you went to Harvard, Illinois.

I wish that my tonguer didn't burn when I drink hot chocolate.