Corrupt A Wish!

[melzardust]

Granted, but it goes off accidentally piercing severel of your body parts.

I wish i wasn't sick. (true fact)

[jamesdyer680]

Granted,you are now very very ill.

I wish he stops killing the thread.

[melzardust]

Granted, but there wasnt specified person or thread...

I wish for bleh.

[Fixari]

Granted, someone barfs on you.

I wish that I had a bad theme song.

[melzardust]

Granted, it follows you everywhere, driving you crazy.

I wish for an opportunity to battle my war opponent.

[implosion]

Granted, but that opportunity is an hour before the deadline and you desync over and over and then time ends, and you both lose.

I wish this page would stop saying "War is coming.." in the upper right corner.

[ddevans96]

Granted, but now it says "Implosion is weird!"

I wish I had chocolate rain.

[jamesdyer680]

granted,you are now being drowned in a chocolate flood.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[implosion]

Granted. You die.

I wish I hadn't decided to go to Summer school.

[Takeno_ita]

Granted, but instead you spend your summer like a homeless person, in the street.

I wish i have all my cards upgraded, without harming, me, my account, my cards, the connection and all the things related to the previous conditions.

[melzardust]

Granted, six weeks of forced grinding DOES pay out at the end.

I wish i werent so evil.

[sbluen]

Granted, but you get mocked and insulted by your friends for not being evil. They say that you're just being good because you want attention.

I wish the Earth was a donut.