We have six this time! Discuss/do them here.
Espithel's Frustration
Design an elements-themed fantasy sword with 0 unrealistic traits. The sword can't resemble a sword already in the game.
Spoiler for Submission:
When the masters of the terrestrial allied with the worshippers of the interdimensional, trade, travel, and economy prospered.
The old gods, the false ones, saw issue with this. Although true gods at this time, the most spiteful one of them all, Anacalagon, pledged to destroy this newfound prosperity... This threat.
Worshipped by aether, hated by earth, the alliance managed to destroy Anacalagon - the first mortal deicide done in history - but at the cost of many destroyed lands and friendships. Should Anacalagon's dark weapon be found again, many more would sever.This is a tacticool take on a typical arming sword. With shards of aether pillars in its guard, the sword is designed to dealt with unarmoured peasants, with the occasional armoured bastard should the need arise.
The most interesting part of the blade is the teal-coloured blade, which gets nearly invisible at the tip. This pinnacle of aether weaponry is a hybrid between glass and steel; It is slightly less durable and slightly heavier than typical spring steel, but the added glass makes it sharper than any steel could ever hope to accomplish.
Spoiler for Beauty Shots:
The entire weapon in all of its glory.
The pommel has a protrusion at the end, designed to allow for the bashing of armour. The guard bulges on the flats for both added protection and the ability to remove weight from the sword without ruining its durability. You can even see the pillars in the hilt.
The guard tapers to a point at both ends, and on the bulges, to allow for easier murderstroking. The raised white on the hilt is there to make the blade more comfortable to wield, as well as allowing the user to more accurately determine where the blades align.
The blade starts thin, and only gets even thinner. Due to the strange properties of the blade, you can't see where the point, even though it's staring you in the face.
Espithel's Delirium
Create a card that, in turn, creates three new ingame cards.
The upgraded version of the card has create three different new ingame cards.
Each card submitted this way, in-game or otherwise, must be a different element.
Espithel's Masochism
Find the two worst pieces of music you can find on youtube.
Make a card where the unupped represents one piece whilst the upped represents the other.
Espithel's Duplicity
Create a R6 CD/Boss submission that would be valid for a team that is not your own.
Spoiler for Hidden:
UNFINISHED SUBMISSION; we'll be finishing this SOONtm!
And we actually mean it this time.Discord flails in strange ideas and motives, but is always there to help - or be- her friends and champion.
I can hear you ask already; What's an aspect?
An astute question. Would you like to dig deeper?
Dawn rises, falls, hides in pointlessness (That health buff is muy silly)... But he buffs his champion.
Rob77dp would fool you into thinking he is isn't smart or good. He is, I'll assure you. But he doesn't compare to the champion.
Tienzu. Smart, cunning, gives his friends tons of ideas.
Fuels his champion.
And then, there is Sky.
God when she wants to be.
Idol when she doesn't.
Espithel's Despair
Write a letter about how much you hate Espithel and his constant whining about how unfair life and brawl is despite being pandered to by 0nion practically this entire time.
Ulamog, the Ceaseless NearHundred
Create a card with converted quanta cost 94. The card can't cost chroma or pseudoquanta.
Spoiler for Hidden:
The cost can't be below 0; The minimum cost for the unupped is 4 and 3 for the upped.
Why 94?
90 - 10 = 9 turns of being hard to play.
90 - 13 = 7 turns of being hard to play.
94 just gives both versions a justifiable cost after you've took a kekton of mana out. And being able to cast it earlier if you have a kekton of mana is a bit more interesting than just "You can't cast it until turn 9 | 7 herp a derp"
It's designed to be a fancy win-condition in slower, stallier decks. It doesn't even start hitting the opponent before at least turn 7, making it pointless in aggro decks. (Although still fun with fractal if you're prepared to do nothing for the first few turns)
Reading simply means undelaying/unfreezing it.
