There was once a scrub named Zanz.
His fame strode into bad lands.
He got lost in a Blizzard
Who chopped off his lizard,
And so now, Hearthstone remands.
Blizzard forced work on Zanz,
But he refused such selfish demands.
He was punished with a wedge
Made of his meat and two veg
All because Hearthstone remands.
The result was a dessicated Zanz,
Obedient only to profane command.
This does make you wonder
Why Espithel writes torture
And that's because Hearthstone remands.
(Context: Who here's heard of the conspiracy that Zanz is in some filthy dungeon made by Blizzard Entertainment, and is now forced to work on Hearthstone? ... No one? ... You have now.)
Zanz torture fantasies are best torture fantasies
