Sometimes, it's tough when you're underappreciated.
DAS WHY YOU SHOULD SUPPORT HOT MOTHER ON SON BRUTALITY!
*Twitch* Deja, the rogue yellow eye!
AND VÚ, TEH ROGUE BLACK EYE!
*Sigh* I'm Lisp..
END IMA BUMSNACK
And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armour, and skills to find out who would win... A DEATH BATTLE!
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Like something out of a blend of Hindu and Lovecraftian horror, Deja is a scary eye.DOESN'T THAT EYE JUST LOOK HOT
*Deep breath* Deja is floaty, mysterious, and cunning. Very little is known about her past...RESEARCH IS 4 DUMBOS
But her power should be well, well known! Deja is capable of dealing a whole ONE point of damage! That's one hundreth of your health gone, just like that. To put that in comparison, just like our board of wisdom shows, the strongest being in the game is the Devonian Dragon, which takes FOREVER to cast, deals only one tenth.MIN MAX FOR THE WIN!
But that's not all! Deja carries with her a variety of powerful potions and effects! By begging at the feet of the gods, Deja can get a blessing for quadruple stats! By chewing on some shiny glass, Deja can get an even stronger ATK buff, but still remains as weak as a leaf... With stabby eyes. And by inj-WONDERING Y THE HELL THERE'S SCARY NEEDLES STICKING INTO HER FACE, SHE GETS AN ADRENALINE BUFF!
*Growl* Yes, well... This doesn't stop her most SCARY move yet! Her ability to...GIVE BIRTH!
*Cough* As awkward as it may seem, Deja has the ability to... Create a duplicate of herself out of her eye... This... "Unusual" twin has all of the current stats of the mother, but due to the massive, but quickly removed agony this causes, Deja can only clone herself once every 20 days. Also, even stranger, the clone switches gender...NOW THAT FLOATING EYE IS 2% LESS BANGABLE!
*Audiable rolling of eyes*
EF COURSE THO, SHE HUS WEAKNESSES! IF SHE'S ILL, HER KID'S IL! AND SHE NEEDS A WHOLE MINUT AFTER SPAWNING BEFORE BEING ABLE 2 USE HER CHILD AS A WEAPON!
Let's see her contestant!
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Like something out of a blend of Lovecraftian and Hindu horror, Vú is a black eye.DIDN'T WE JUST DO THIS
*Calm exhale* Vú is Melanisitc, agressive, and cunning. Very little is known about his past...WHO NEEDS RESEARCH WHEN YOU HAVE SATIRE
But his power should be well, well known! Vú is capable of dealing a whole TWO points of damage! That's one fiftieth of your health gone, just like that. To put that in comparison, just like our board of wisdom shows, the strongest being in the game is the Emerald Dragon, which takes FOREVER to cast, deals only one tenth.ALL THE VALUE!
But that's not all! Vú carries with him a variety of powerful potions and effects! By leeching off of his mother, Vú can get a blessing for quadruple stats! By being extremely needy, Vú can get an even stronger ATK buff, but still remains as weak as a leaf... With stabby eyes. And by inj-HOLY SHIZ THERE'S SCARY NEEDLES STICKING INTO HIS FACE, HE NEEDS AN ADRENALINE BUFF!
*Growl* Yes, well... This doesn't stop his most SCARY move yet! His ability to...BE A SADIST!
*Sneeze* Yes. Vú is a sadist, capable of bringing immense pain when he appears. Just look at his mother, completely crippled after giving birth through her eye! HER EYE! Like, how does that even happen!? HE NEEDS SOME SPANDEX!
*Audiable disapproving stare*
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, HE HAS KNOW WEAKNESSES! HE CAN B BOLTED, ANTIMATTUR'D, AND IF YOU PUT HIM BACK IN TIME, HE SOMEHOW LOSES HIS DICK!
I have no clue how that works. Oh, who cares?
IT'S TIME FOR YOU SICK PERVS TO ENJOY A PARENT AND SON KILLING EACH OTHER!
IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLE!!!!!!!
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KO! As you can see, they were both evenly matched! So we decided to be a sexist bigot and kill of Deja because she's a woman!
I mean, when all of the budget goes into fancy animation, Research and common sense just falls by the wayside *CoughYoshiKillingRaptorCough*NEXT TIME, ON DEATH BATTLE
She's the strong, sandy eye.
He's the butch, desert eye.
