Whats the problem about it used in 1st turn? Does it deserve all this hate? Well, then I also dont want people being able to play Quicksand in 1st turn, or other nasty cards.
Whats zanz trying to do? Remove all speed from speed decks? OMG, zanz is not taking his pills.
Zanz, if you are REALLY wanting to forbid us to play it, theres a simple way: remove it from the game.