It hates you too. I love that my Scandinavian letters are used in a game like this. :>
(though it's Austrian in this case, since Schrödinger was that)
Ideas for this card include making the ability passive, making the cat immaterial, or lowering the ability cost to 1. I personally only find the latter to be appropriate. Passive would make it far too strong with Bone Wall, and immaterial doesn't make sense or is needed, but a lowering of cost would make it useful. Right now it's a bit too expensive to use.