The War Report

[theelkspeaks]

Another round, another episode.  Hope I didn't get too rambly this time!

https://soundcloud.com/theelkspeaks/war-report-episode-6

[Vangelios]

nice work Elk +rep add

[theelkspeaks]

I know the new round's been out for over a day, but I just don't have the heart to make a report about this round.  Might produce one at some point, might end up just skipping this round.  Sorry to anyone who's been kept waiting.

[Kuroaitou]

I know the new round's been out for over a day, but I just don't have the heart to make a report about this round.  Might produce one at some point, might end up just skipping this round.  Sorry to anyone who's been kept waiting.

Given the extreme circumstances and incident that has been brought up, I think it'd be best to avoid the drama anyway and just produce one later in the future. Just my opinion though - thanks for the reports elk~

[Vangelios]

Can report no problems, just say aether received penalty by irregularities in the competition, you not need go into details.

[CrockettRocket]

If you do decide to report, then breeze over aether essentially. But I'd rather not have a report.

[Submachine]

We just need to break the ice. A joke report maybe?
For example, we open it up and hear elk singing Rick Astely - Never gonna give you up.

[theelkspeaks]

I finally worked up the heart to make this episode, and I tried to handle the incident with sensitivity.

https://soundcloud.com/theelkspeaks/war-report-episode-7 

[theelkspeaks]

Forgot to upload this, whoops!

https://soundcloud.com/theelkspeaks/war-report-episode-8

[theelkspeaks]

Was feeling a bit throat-sick earlier this week, and then got a BSOD when I tried to record it the first time.  Finally got a clean take today, still a tiny bit of raspiness in my voice, sorry about that.

https://soundcloud.com/theelkspeaks/war-report-episode-9

[ARTHANASIOS]

Just to clarify some things. Team Life didn't lose because we had to stall. We lost because we decided to stall the moment everyone was waiting for us to stall. If we are more predictive than any other team, it is obvious we are going to lose. Having terrible early rounds (minus Round 1) in one thing. But being both noob and inactive during most of War is a deadly mixture that brings failure so surely that I am really surprised we actually managed to survive beyond Round 5.

[theelkspeaks]

https://soundcloud.com/theelkspeaks/war-report-episode-10

4 more eulogies, a round of carnage!