[2012-05-13 10:00:34] NEGATIVE ENERGY: hey guys how do u get stronger
[2012-05-13 10:00:42] SpikeSpiegel: take a look here folks elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,39906.0.html
[2012-05-13 10:00:52] NEGATIVE ENERGY: ok
[2012-05-13 10:00:56] Absol: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› be awesome
[2012-05-13 10:00:58] Tizgone: Pick heavy Zanzarino up. Put heavy Zanzarino down. Rinse. Repeat.‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY›
[2012-05-13 10:00:59] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› training?
[2012-05-13 10:01:12] vrt: elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,10878.msg143084.html#msg143084
[2012-05-13 10:01:28] NEGATIVE ENERGY: training?
[2012-05-13 10:01:48] Tizgone: Too much work, Spike.
[2012-05-13 10:01:57] NEGATIVE ENERGY: sure ill train
[2012-05-13 10:02:13] NEGATIVE ENERGY: it will be fun
[2012-05-13 10:02:26] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› yep, to become stronger go to a gym and begin to train
[2012-05-13 10:02:45] Tizgone: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› You just gotta kill a buncha Ratatata's and Pidgeys.
[2012-05-13 10:02:58] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› ALso eat lots of protein and little fats.
[2012-05-13 10:03:06] NEGATIVE ENERGY: we have a gym?
[2012-05-13 10:03:14] Tizgone: False. ‹@vrt›
[2012-05-13 10:03:14] justaburd: ‹@Tizgone› stop killing all the pidgeys! D:
[2012-05-13 10:03:14] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› to learn to play here...just play. we have a forum, take a look here and follow veterans tips
[2012-05-13 10:03:18] Tizgone: Fats are good.
[2012-05-13 10:03:20] Absol: forum search on "smurfberry" gives interesting results
[2012-05-13 10:03:23] justaburd: poor birds D:
[2012-05-13 10:03:31] Tizgone: ‹@justaburd› They're just burds!
[2012-05-13 10:03:31] vrt: There's a gym in Pewter City, ask for Brock.
[2012-05-13 10:03:49] NEGATIVE ENERGY: k
[2012-05-13 10:04:14] vrt: ‹@Tizgone› Only once you're already losing plenty of fat and building up muscle :x
[2012-05-13 10:04:22] justaburd: ‹@Tizgone›
[2012-05-13 10:04:35] Tizgone: VRT, fat isn't bad. My diet is like 65% fat.
[2012-05-13 10:04:49] NEGATIVE ENERGY: nope its not wat i need
[2012-05-13 10:05:11] vrt: ‹@Tizgone› So stop eating at Wendy's!
[2012-05-13 10:05:15] vrt: :p
[2012-05-13 10:05:25] NEGATIVE ENERGY: ‹@SpikeSpiegel› do u wanna train
[2012-05-13 10:05:43] Tizgone: I'm not. I cook every meal at home. I eat <20g of carbs+sugar. I've lost 20 lbs in the past 2 months.
[2012-05-13 10:05:50] vrt: I want a train. Choo-chooing my way across the countryside, what a life that would be!
[2012-05-13 10:05:55] Tizgone: Fat isn't the problem. It's carbs and sugar.
[2012-05-13 10:06:22] vrt: ‹@Tizgone› Did you recently nuke a smurfberry poptart? Something else might've been in the oven. >.>
[2012-05-13 10:06:28] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@Tizgone› urgh. best ratio is 60 % carbohydrates, 25% proteins, 15% lipids
[2012-05-13 10:06:29] NEGATIVE ENERGY: ok ok u guys are creeping me out
[2012-05-13 10:06:35] Tizgone:
www.reddit.com/r/keto[2012-05-13 10:06:53] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› CReeping you out? And we didn't even get to the gay humping routine :|
[2012-05-13 10:07:21] vrt: Mostly because KDZ seems to be AFK
[2012-05-13 10:07:25] YoungSot: ‹@SpikeSpiegel› No that's too much carbs, unless your doing a ton of working out and need massive energy or something.
[2012-05-13 10:07:35] Tizgone: ‹@SpikeSpiegel› If you say so. -shrug- We'll agree to disagree. I'm just saying that it's worked for me. I'm not trying to be condescending or anything.
[2012-05-13 10:07:48] killsdazombies: Vrt, what about me?
[2012-05-13 10:07:53] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@YoungSot› false.
[2012-05-13 10:08:02] vrt: ‹@killsdazombies› DO THE GAYHUMP.
[2012-05-13 10:08:15] killsdazombies: Kay.
[2012-05-13 10:08:18] Tizgone: ‹@vrt› That's the only kinda hump I do.
[2012-05-13 10:08:24] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@YoungSot› this is only the ratio. what you've to look about work, are calories
[2012-05-13 10:08:38] Tizgone: ‹@SpikeSpiegel› I'm just saying. I've lost tons of weight (not muscle mass) by cutting carbs out of my diet.
[2012-05-13 10:08:42] vrt: Also; diets are personal based on your body, workouts and set goals. Let's leave everyone to their own.
[2012-05-13 10:08:57] Tizgone: ‹@vrt› This!
[2012-05-13 10:09:15] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@vrt› true.
[2012-05-13 10:10:04] Malebolgia: Need a name: i.imgur.com/oRVpH.png
[2012-05-13 10:10:06] vrt: Now do something constructive and go play Platinum, 2 games in 2 days is way too little for my Arena deck >:C
[2012-05-13 10:10:16] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@Malebolgia› Lich?
[2012-05-13 10:10:19] Tizgone: What's the donate button do? Other than donate?
[2012-05-13 10:10:25] vrt: ‹@Malebolgia› I would name i
[2012-05-13 10:10:34] Cheesy111: ‹@Malebolgia› "devourer"
[2012-05-13 10:10:59] vrt: ‹@Tizgone› If you donate $5 or more, you get a reward code for a Shard or Foil CHimera.
[2012-05-13 10:11:24] Cheesy111: ‹@Tizgone› And if you donate to vrt, you get a cookie!
[2012-05-13 10:11:46] vrt: *no cookies are guaranteed
[2012-05-13 10:11:50] NEGATIVE ENERGY: CAN U GUYS TELL ME THE WEBSITE TO GET STRONGER IM NOT A NEWBIE BUT I NEED ADVICE AND IF ANY OF U SAY SOMTHING GAY UR GANNA GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE
[2012-05-13 10:12:16] Malebolgia: ‹@SpikeSpiegel› Lich is Undead... AKA belongs to Death.
[2012-05-13 10:12:17] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› quit caps
[2012-05-13 10:12:22] Malignant: You're gay.
[2012-05-13 10:12:25] Absol: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› CAN YOU STOP WITH THE CAPSRAGE
[2012-05-13 10:12:32] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› Here's an idea, don't type in all caps or claim to punch people in the face. Also, I'll manhump you.
[2012-05-13 10:12:41] Tizgone [»] Malebolgia: I know that making cards is largely considered a useless endeavor, but I was thinking: 3 name: Monk | Friar
[2012-05-13 10:12:48] Absol: ‹@vrt› +1
[2012-05-13 10:13:13] Absol: he's giving off negative energy
[2012-05-13 10:13:14] NEGATIVE ENERGY: yeah yeah like ur ganna help
[2012-05-13 10:13:29] Absol: *gonna
[2012-05-13 10:13:30] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@Malebolgia› vampire is undead too
[2012-05-13 10:13:34] Tizgone [»] Malebolgia: And make it be like 2|3 with the ability of Silence and have it cost the same ratio of Silence upped/unupped.
[2012-05-13 10:13:35] Absol: *you're
[2012-05-13 10:13:45] vrt: HE certainly does live up to his name. I love a man who can stand for something.
[2012-05-13 10:13:49] Tizgone: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› Everything I say is gay.
[2012-05-13 10:14:12] Tizgone: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› Everything I *do* is gay. Subsequently, everyone, too!
[2012-05-13 10:14:24] vrt: I'm not saying everything I say is gay, but it does like to have intercourse with other things I say of a similar gender.
[2012-05-13 10:14:40] NEGATIVE ENERGY: so ur gay
[2012-05-13 10:14:47] NEGATIVE ENERGY: so ur gay?
[2012-05-13 10:14:49] Tizgone: That's immoral, Vrt. The bible says so.
[2012-05-13 10:14:55] vrt: You're so judgmental!
[2012-05-13 10:14:56] Tizgone: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› so ur not?
[2012-05-13 10:15:12] vrt: *you're
[2012-05-13 10:15:19] NEGATIVE ENERGY: im not gay u said everything u do is gay everthing u say is gay
[2012-05-13 10:15:55] vrt: *I'm, *you, *you, *everything, *you
[2012-05-13 10:16:05] vrt: Put in some effort man.
[2012-05-13 10:16:23] Tizgone: Is there a stigma against creating cards? I have a decent idea....
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[2012-05-13 10:16:34] vrt: ‹@Malebolgia› So it's a less efficient but targeted devourer.
[2012-05-13 10:16:36] Malebolgia: So it synergizes with PU/Steal.
[2012-05-13 10:16:40] Malignant: Go and die in a fire.
[2012-05-13 10:16:47] Tizgone: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› I have a penzor, and I like penzor.
[2012-05-13 10:16:54] Tizgone: epeen
[2012-05-13 10:16:56] Absol: we can haz ban?
[2012-05-13 10:17:40] SpikeSpiegel: ‹@Malebolgia› name ideas: Lich? Thief? Darkling?
[2012-05-13 10:17:44] RavingRabbid: I propose that instead of "Go and die in a fire" we use "Go and die against a Firestall".
[2012-05-13 10:17:45] Malebolgia: ‹@vrt› Pretty much...
[2012-05-13 10:17:50] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› I'm going to go ahead and assume you were dropped on your head as a child, and as such, rather than being angry with you, I'll feel sorry for you. You poor thing, you probably can't even help it.
[2012-05-13 10:18:17] Absol: ‹@RavingRabbid› +1
[2012-05-13 10:18:24] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› You need some love. SOme nice manhugs should do the trick!
[2012-05-13 10:18:24] Malebolgia: ‹@SpikeSpiegel› Thief came to mind, but that seems to imply Steal on a stick to me.
[2012-05-13 10:18:28] NEGATIVE ENERGY: ‹@vrt› stfu u homosexual
[2012-05-13 10:18:33] SpikeSpiegel: die in a fire!
[2012-05-13 10:18:48] Tizgone: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› I don't think vrt is gay. Just his words sometimes.
[2012-05-13 10:19:05] SpikeSpiegel: lulz, vrt has a lovely wife XD
[2012-05-13 10:19:11] dracomageat: ‹@RavingRabbid› shorten it to "Go die VS Firestall" and you're good to go
[2012-05-13 10:19:11] Absol: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› he has a wife, if you're wondering. So does that constitute as a homosexual? Next time, get your facts straight.
[2012-05-13 10:19:12] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› You're so judgmental. I just wanna love, man.
[2012-05-13 10:19:15] SpikeSpiegel: (HI PEPO!)
[2012-05-13 10:19:34] NEGATIVE ENERGY: ‹@vrt› to bad u cant love Zanzarino
[2012-05-13 10:19:42] Tizgone: ‹@Absol› Get your facts straight, LITERALLY! :DDD
[2012-05-13 10:19:55] dracomageat: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› lol, amusing censorship
[2012-05-13 10:19:57] Absol: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› oh, but we do love Zanz
[2012-05-13 10:19:58] vrt: I love zanz, too, actually
[2012-05-13 10:20:05] Malebolgia: ...do we really not have a mod at this time?
[2012-05-13 10:20:11] Absol: ‹@Tizgone› pun not intended
[2012-05-13 10:20:13] justaburd: lol
[2012-05-13 10:20:18] justaburd: "die to a firestall"
[2012-05-13 10:20:24] Tizgone: ALL HAIL ZANZ!
[2012-05-13 10:20:26] Tizgone: HEIL*
[2012-05-13 10:20:27] vrt: ‹@Malebolgia› But I'm entertaiiiiined
[2012-05-13 10:20:44] SpikeSpiegel: ALL LOVE ZANZ NAU!
[2012-05-13 10:20:49] vrt: ‹@NEGATIVE ENERGY› Could you post a picture of your nipplz?
[2012-05-13 10:20:57] Malebolgia: ‹@vrt› I'm merely annoyed.
[2012-05-13 10:21:03] vrt: Because, well, nipplz.
[2012-05-13 10:21:19] vrt: ‹@Malebolgia› I made him ragequit. That work?
TL;DR No TLDR, it's really funny, just read it all.