Major troll rant from "god":
[02:34:20 AM] God: i dont believe in jesus
[02:34:21 AM] Thatnewguy: 'Tis a secret.
[02:34:24 AM] ji412jo: hm
[02:34:37 AM] jippy99: and probably will never be pro enough to be one
[02:34:41 AM] willng3: Got sick of him sitting next to you upstairs?
[02:34:43 AM] ji412jo: i honestly almost consider you a vet, tng
[02:34:51 AM] Thatnewguy: When I'm master, I'm a veteran.
[02:34:51 AM] ddevans96z: I am so freaking sigging that.
[02:34:52 AM] jippy99: ive been playing since may of last year
[02:34:57 AM] Thatnewguy: Almost?
[02:35:06 AM] ji412jo: yes almost
[02:35:07 AM] willng3: LMAO
[02:35:19 AM] Thatnewguy: Almost = what?
[02:35:29 AM] guest-3623: last time i played was in 2009 so i'm looking for real veterans
[02:35:32 AM] ddevans96z: [02:34:20] God: i dont believe in jesus
[02:35:32 AM] guest-5846: Jesus is your son though god.
[02:35:33 AM] Thatnewguy: Sig this: [02:34:20 AM] God: i dont believe in jesus
[02:35:36 AM] ji412jo: = not exactly a vet, but near it
[02:35:37 AM] Thatnewguy: Damn.
[02:35:52 AM] Thatnewguy: What is preventing me from being a vet? O.o
[02:36:08 AM] ji412jo: doing something awesome
[02:36:12 AM] God: whats wrong wtih that
[02:36:13 AM] pikachufan2164: Your username
[02:36:19 AM] willng3: God doesn't believe in himself. Redundantly redundant redunancies are redundantly redundant.
[02:36:20 AM] ji412jo: like winning a tourny
[02:36:26 AM] Thatnewguy: Define awesome.
[02:36:27 AM] vinvick3714: ji, your a vet imo
[02:36:32 AM] ji412jo: or, simplyplaying in war
[02:36:34 AM] vinvick3714: same with tng and
[02:36:39 AM] ji412jo: or win an event
[02:36:45 AM] Thatnewguy: God, look at your username, look at the sentence, then look at history.
[02:36:51 AM] ji412jo: or whatever gives you a great name
[02:37:00 AM] God: jesus what created by some dudes who were probably high and decided to write a fairy tale
[02:37:01 AM] Thatnewguy: Do we really need the war discussion again?
[02:37:09 AM] ji412jo: better than the one you already have, i mean
[02:37:16 AM] willng3: Wait.
[02:37:18 AM] ji412jo: tng, i meant next war
[02:37:24 AM] willng3: So you were high when you created Jesus?
[02:37:36 AM] guest-5846: Damn, dissing your own son like that, God.\?
[02:37:42 AM] Thatnewguy: Yes, jesus was a myth, totally......
[02:37:53 AM] guest-5846: *?
[02:37:57 AM] Thatnewguy: Ji, I'll be leading next war with an iron fist
[02:38:07 AM] ji412jo: oh
[02:38:11 AM] ji412jo: if you beat mrblonde
[02:38:16 AM] ji412jo: that is something awesome
[02:38:21 AM] gavsword: Hey chat
[02:38:26 AM] Thatnewguy: Tomorrow is the day.
[02:38:39 AM] ji412jo: beating mrblonde and becoming master automatically puts you vet position
[02:38:42 AM] God: what is this, why are you assuming that i am the god portrayed by scriptures of christianity
[02:38:42 AM] Thatnewguy: Yo gav.
[02:38:49 AM] God: what is this
[02:38:56 AM] Thatnewguy: Why is your name god if you are self proclaimed?
[02:39:08 AM] Selvaria: guys anyone wanna play beginners league?
[02:39:11 AM] Thatnewguy: What powers do you have over any other mortal that makes you god?
[02:39:13 AM] God: what do you mean
[02:39:28 AM] guest-3623: /nick
[02:39:38 AM] ji412jo: tng, when are you make another account called tog?
[02:39:41 AM] willng3: Because otherwise your name would be Yahweh or Allah.
[02:39:43 AM] ji412jo:
à
[02:39:58 AM] Thatnewguy: If you are god, you must have something to put you over other beings in this world? Right?
[02:40:00 AM] God: i like to believe that i am a creator, and i create everything around me
[02:40:03 AM] Thatnewguy: Tog?
[02:40:04 AM] guest-5846: Can you read minds, God?
[02:40:05 AM] vinvick3714: night guys
[02:40:15 AM] gavsword: night vin
[02:40:18 AM] Thatnewguy: So, if your a creator, then you should be all knowing right?
[02:40:21 AM] Thatnewguy: Night vin.
[02:40:22 AM] willng3: Bye.
[02:40:22 AM] guest-5846: Thatoldguy
[02:40:23 AM] God: so that includes you, and this game, and this chatroom
[02:40:38 AM] DevilLoss: hey how much score do you get when you beat half bloods agian
[02:40:41 AM] God: of course not
[02:40:55 AM] ddevans96z: wait so god is scaredgirl and zanz's side account?
[02:40:55 AM] God: when you dream, do you know whats going to happen in your dream?
[02:40:58 AM] Thatnewguy: Then you must be extremely old to create everything.
[02:41:04 AM] Zblader: OH. MY. GOD. It's god@
[02:41:05 AM] majofa: hey chat
[02:41:06 AM] Zblader: !
[02:41:09 AM] willng3: I'd like to believe that you are the creator too. But it's hard to believe that when you said that you created Jesus while you were high.
[02:41:10 AM] Zblader: ello Majofa
[02:41:13 AM] Thatnewguy: Sup majofa.
[02:41:18 AM] God: why?
[02:41:18 AM] willng3: Hi.
[02:41:21 AM] ddevans96z: roflmao
[02:41:24 AM] God: why can I not create as the time passes
[02:41:29 AM] TimerClock14: hi zblader
[02:41:29 AM] guest-5846: OMG, God is Zanz!!!!!!
[02:41:32 AM] Zblader: because.... isn't jesus your discple?
[02:41:43 AM] gavsword: hi majo and will
[02:41:45 AM] God: stop questioning my beliefs
[02:41:49 AM] Thatnewguy: If you created everything around you, you must create the world you walk on correct?
[02:41:49 AM] gavsword: and zblader
[02:42:07 AM] Thatnewguy: I'm asking you to answer simple questions here god.
[02:42:14 AM] Zblader: I saw you on the "what people say in chat"! You must be FAMOUS!
[02:42:17 AM] God: what are you asking me
[02:42:21 AM] guest-5846: /sarcasm.
[02:42:25 AM] willng3: You say that you are God and the creator. SOMEONE is going to question you.
[02:42:38 AM] Zblader: Indeed.
[02:42:45 AM] TimerClock14: bleh, brb
[02:42:47 AM] willng3: It's in THE book :p
[02:42:47 AM] Zblader: how do you deal with heretics and pagans?
[02:42:53 AM] Thatnewguy: I'm asking you to read history, if you create everything around you, shouldn't you have created the earth/animals/people?
[02:42:58 AM] ddevans96z: okay god. let me ask you a few things.
[02:43:06 AM] Thatnewguy: Hence, everything around you.
[02:43:09 AM] gavsword: dinosaurs growl
[02:43:24 AM] God: im saying that it is my belief, im not asking you to believe
[02:43:26 AM] Zblader: God, can you beat Kamen Rider?
[02:43:44 AM] Thatnewguy: The creator must have created everything right?
[02:43:48 AM] gavsword: Or chuck norris?
[02:43:54 AM] ddevans96z: first, if you are the creator. was evolution created by you as well
[02:43:55 AM] guest-5846: God, can you beat Chuck Norris?
[02:43:56 AM] God: yep
[02:43:57 AM] Thatnewguy: Then why don't you know everything around you?
[02:44:03 AM] guest-5846: Ninja'd
[02:44:16 AM] willng3: Your belief is that you are God and that you are the creator. Therefore that demands that we believe you created us since you claim you created everything.
[02:44:16 AM] ddevans96z: second, why did you create sex? it just leads to problems.
[02:44:21 AM] Zblader: God, do you want world peace?
[02:44:23 AM] Thatnewguy: Why don't you know the answers to these questions actualy.
[02:44:25 AM] jippy99: God can do all
[02:44:32 AM] willng3: However we disagree, which is why we question.
[02:44:32 AM] jippy99: and anything he wants
[02:44:32 AM] God: because for all i know this could all be just a figment of my imagination
[02:44:33 AM] guest-5846: lol ddevans
[02:44:43 AM] Zblader: [02:44:21] Zblader: God, do you want world peace?
[02:44:56 AM] Thatnewguy: That is impossible since you are the creator.
[02:45:14 AM] Thatnewguy: You created everything, that cannot be imagined
[02:45:20 AM] God: i dont care about world peace cuz it doesnt affect me
[02:45:20 AM] Zblader: can you answer my quersion god?
[02:45:29 AM] willng3: Lol...
[02:45:32 AM] ddevans96z: third, see the above question, but replace sex with drugs, weapons, alcohol, acne, punk, and democracy?
[02:45:36 AM] Zblader: oh really, isn't war harmful to your believers?
[02:45:37 AM] animex: do i need all 6 ray of lights to really make that RoL/Hope deck work?
[02:45:38 AM] guest-5846: I think is Chuck Norris
[02:45:39 AM] Thatnewguy: World peace affects what you created.
[02:45:42 AM] God: i did
[02:45:52 AM] Thatnewguy: 5 is ok animex.
[02:45:54 AM] Zblader: as well as all the crap that devans listed.
[02:45:54 AM] guest-5846: *god
[02:45:54 AM] gavsword: yes animex
[02:45:56 AM] willng3: And Justin Bieber dd, don't forget Justin Bieber.
[02:46:13 AM] Thatnewguy: God, your self proclaimed, as you said, so how did someone self proclaimed create everything?
[02:46:19 AM] guest-5846: True that.
[02:46:20 AM] God: nope, if i was god i would have created the conflicts first
[02:46:26 AM] jippy99: definitely will
[02:46:32 AM] God: wtf are you saying
[02:46:41 AM] Thatnewguy: You've been saying your god the whole time.
[02:46:43 AM] Thatnewguy: Are you dense?
[02:46:44 AM] Zblader: but how could bieber create a conflict if you created bieber?
[02:46:48 AM] jippy99: whats a beiber? i dont know, but it looks like a girl
[02:46:54 AM] jippy99: lol
[02:47:06 AM] Zblader: oh, you mean Bustin Jieber jippy.
[02:47:08 AM] Thatnewguy: Come now, understand your own creations!
[02:47:27 AM] willng3: Holy hell did I just get involved in some weird religious debate? *Heads off to go skin a cat*
[02:47:28 AM] Zblader: I heard he's like, this famous parody of a singer that was created by two letters being swapped.
[02:47:33 AM] Zblader: any comments on this god?
[02:47:39 AM] God: why are you insultin gme now did i insult you?
[02:47:40 AM] Zblader: and will you protect the cat ?!
[02:47:41 AM] Thatnewguy: Lol will.
[02:47:44 AM] jippy99: one of the only funny super bowl commercials this year
[02:48:00 AM] Zblader: the DORITTOS, jippy.
[02:48:03 AM] guest-5846: lol will.
[02:48:03 AM] Thatnewguy: I'm merely stating the falseness in your words.
[02:48:12 AM] gavsword: You came in as a mockery of faith for many people
[02:48:15 AM] jippy99: no Z, the famous parody of Justin Beiber is Justin Beaver
[02:48:16 AM] Thatnewguy: If you can't be truthful, why can you be god? O.o
[02:48:20 AM] gavsword: thats how u insulted us
[02:48:25 AM] Thatnewguy: Heavy beiber!
[02:48:25 AM] Zblader: Form Ride! Luka!
[02:48:26 AM] jippy99: mmmmmm.. cheese
[02:48:34 AM] jippy99: i love dorittos
[02:48:36 AM] gavsword: and it was an easy excuse to attack
[02:48:40 AM] willng3: CHEESE!?!?!
[02:48:42 AM] God: that is your choice to have faith and its your choice if you find it mocked
[02:48:45 AM] Zblader: also, Just be Friends.
[02:48:46 AM] guest-5846: I think we're starting to make god cry
[02:49:01 AM] Zblader: God, you offend many a good christin by being a follower who fakes being god.
[02:49:04 AM] Thatnewguy: But you as the creator should have faith correct?
[02:49:06 AM] guest-5846: Ok, I'll stop
[02:49:09 AM] Thatnewguy: Not being self proclaimed?
[02:49:17 AM] Zblader: If someone had a banhammer, you would be smited for self sacrilege.
[02:49:19 AM] Thatnewguy: This is just confusing O.o
[02:49:27 AM] gavsword: And then it's your choice to feel insulted by our questions
[02:49:30 AM] Zblader: Your response, prenteder?
[02:49:41 AM] Zblader: Luka, don't tell him the final Judgement!
[02:49:44 AM] willng3: God be trollin'
[02:49:54 AM] Thatnewguy: JUDGEMENT!
[02:49:56 AM] Zblader: It is inevitable Z. After all, we have only 1 year.
[02:50:14 AM] Thatnewguy: This is the final countdown!
[02:50:21 AM] God: i am not violating any of the forum rules thank you
[02:50:23 AM] Zblader: I'd rather cry by listening to you sing "Just be Friends" for ininifte times.
[02:50:27 AM] guest-5846: No soup for you. Come back one year!
[02:50:35 AM] Thatnewguy: I wish for you to answer my questions
[02:50:37 AM] Zblader: God, you are violating chat rules.
[02:50:48 AM] God: which one
[02:50:51 AM] willng3: Trolling: Do not post topics with the sole purpose of starting a dispute.
[02:50:58 AM] Zblader: Z is correct. Also, we would like you to explain why you came in whining about bans.
[02:50:59 AM] Thatnewguy: All of mine.
[02:51:00 AM] guest-5846: Soup Nazi is funny.
[02:51:03 AM] makapse: GUys,can you please stop trolling a troll?
[02:51:04 AM] Thatnewguy: Read history
[02:51:14 AM] Thatnewguy: Makapse: It's fun
[02:51:28 AM] Zblader: after all, a god can undo a ban jsut by thinking it correct? ;P
[02:51:29 AM] Zblader:
[02:51:38 AM] Zblader: He wishes Luka.
[02:51:40 AM] willng3: Nah, just have forum rules Bookmarked...for some reason.
[02:51:57 AM] astraldragoon: Hey guyzzzz
[02:52:01 AM] gavsword: Hi makapse
[02:52:01 AM] Thatnewguy: Blader, the split personalities is a bit much.
[02:52:03 AM] God: im not starting a dispute or posting a topic
[02:52:06 AM] Zblader: hey dragoon
[02:52:20 AM] Thatnewguy: This debate in chat, yeah, this is a dispute.
[02:52:21 AM] willng3: Sigh...
[02:52:31 AM] Thatnewguy: All because of 1 thing, you name
[02:52:32 AM] gavsword: hi dragoon
[02:52:42 AM] Zblader: lol TNG.
[02:52:46 AM] gavsword: like person
[02:52:48 AM] Thatnewguy: To astral.
[02:52:58 AM] guest-5846: Can't we all just get along?
[02:53:03 AM] Thatnewguy: yo*
[02:53:12 AM] willng3: World peace!
[02:53:18 AM] Thatnewguy: *sings why can't we be friends*
[02:53:22 AM] astraldragoon: yo * ahaa
[02:53:22 AM] gavsword:
[02:53:27 AM] Zblader: Just be Friends, please :
[02:53:30 AM] God: i did not purposely start it
[02:53:39 AM] God: if anything you are the one who started this dispute
[02:53:49 AM] God: so if anyone should be banned it should be you
[02:54:00 AM] Thatnewguy: Yes, I should be banned.
[02:54:09 AM] guest-5846: Who?
[02:54:14 AM] willng3: Kind of hard to believe that...I mean you didn't think people would react when someone with the name God appeared in chat?
[02:54:18 AM] gavsword: Yes all of chat should be banned. Except you.
[02:54:21 AM] Thatnewguy: Totally, for your name confusing confict amoung others
[02:54:23 AM] Zblader: Interesting how you claim you're a god when I have knowldge about the chat crash god...
[02:54:33 AM] Zblader: he is much more benevolent than you are.
[02:54:48 AM] willng3: Bleh, beating a dead horse. Back to grinding.
[02:54:59 AM] Zblader: sadly he's drunk and his attempts trying to crash you are being aimed at me instead.
[02:55:03 AM] astraldragoon: id like to say OMG but its not the good time xD
[02:55:16 AM] Thatnewguy: Yo god, if you are creator of this chat, can't you just ban me yourself O.o
[02:55:18 AM] Zblader: agreed will. Let the Banhammer fall whenever you guys are ready.
[02:55:44 AM] Thatnewguy: Smash mouth is awesome btw.
[02:56:05 AM] gavsword: quick question for ji, is their an element for prelims or do we just have to play with our team and personal element?
[02:56:09 AM] guest-5846: @TNG yep.
[02:56:12 AM] Zblader: back to overhauling duality for me.
[02:56:18 AM] astraldragoon: no bad word but just to say dat in my country god mean dildo so a word is a word aint it ?
[02:56:36 AM] willng3: Duwuh...
[02:56:41 AM] guest-5846: WTF astral?
[02:56:45 AM] God: no i create the events that happen, but unfortunately i dont always create event in my personal interest
[02:56:48 AM] gavsword: +1337 to astral
[02:56:51 AM] astraldragoon: ( i got the same name on forum for karma xDDDDDDDDDDDD )
[02:56:58 AM] Zblader: lol, Astral 1338, god 0
[02:57:01 AM] Thatnewguy: Yet, you said you created this chat.
[02:57:02 AM] guest-5846: Talk about random
[02:57:16 AM] Thatnewguy: So, why can't you control the people in it?
[02:57:23 AM] DevilLoss: waut dud sineibe say how much score you get from hb?
[02:57:32 AM] God: why do you have to be able to control things you create
[02:57:34 AM] Zblader: yeah, I should not be able to talk through Zblader.
[02:57:51 AM] Thatnewguy: Why can't you if you create them?
[02:57:51 AM] Zblader: I should be just virtually singing like i'm suppsosed to be.
[02:57:53 AM] astraldragoon: hehe
[02:58:01 AM] Thatnewguy: Simple question to not be answered with another
[02:58:08 AM] Zblader: Can't you think of a better explanation than Zblader bringing me to lfie independlty.
[02:58:09 AM] Zblader: ?
[02:58:19 AM] Zblader: Yeah. What TNG said.
[02:58:24 AM] willng3: Destiny hatches an Amethyst Dragon turn 2. No surprise here.
[02:58:52 AM] astraldragoon: ahaha i hate that part of hatches
[02:59:00 AM] Warabi: hello chat
[02:59:03 AM] Zblader: Destiny never gives up does she.
[02:59:04 AM] gavsword: Going offline for the night, bye all
[02:59:05 AM] Zblader: hi Warabi.
[02:59:08 AM] Thatnewguy: [02:40:23 AM] God: so that includes you, and this game, and this chatroom <---- just for reference
[02:59:11 AM] astraldragoon: hello wara
[02:59:13 AM] willng3: Hi/bye.
[02:59:13 AM] guest-5846: It must be Destiny.
[02:59:15 AM] Zblader: by gav.
[02:59:21 AM] makapse: how is the electrum we get after a match calculated?
[02:59:29 AM] Thatnewguy: Cya gav.
[02:59:38 AM] Thatnewguy: By the health won with maka.
[02:59:54 AM] makapse: % or #?
[02:59:58 AM] Zblader: good to see you guys again, but it's legit back to reworking duality for me!
[03:00:06 AM] Zblader: Bye Chat!
[03:00:10 AM] Thatnewguy: Probably a #.
[03:00:16 AM] Thatnewguy: Bbl.
[03:00:21 AM] God: so heres a question for you, do you believe in god?
[03:00:24 AM] Zblader: And listen to Just be Friends while you're at it!
[03:00:27 AM] willng3: Bye.
[03:00:30 AM] astraldragoon: bye Zblad have a good nap
[03:00:35 AM] Thatnewguy: Why are you trolling?
[03:00:41 AM] guest-5846: No.
[03:00:43 AM] Thatnewguy: There is another question.
[03:00:46 AM] makapse: so increasing my max hp gives me more money?
[03:00:47 AM] willng3: Do you believe in life after love~
[03:00:54 AM] Zblader: lol Dragoon, I iz not sleeping
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[03:01:00 AM] makapse: also,with EM,will that work?
[03:01:03 AM] guest-5846: Damn. Just got Trolled
[03:01:04 AM] Zblader: bye chat
[03:01:05 AM] Thatnewguy: Yes maka.
[03:01:08 AM] astraldragoon: sry here its 4 am
[03:01:08 AM] God: do you believe in god just answer the question
[03:01:13 AM] astraldragoon: im disapointed xD
[03:01:25 AM] makapse: never
[03:01:28 AM] Thatnewguy: [03:00:35 AM] Thatnewguy: Why are you trolling?<--- answer this.
[03:01:36 AM] willng3: I can feel something inside me say: I really don't think you're strong enough, oh~
[03:01:38 AM] guest-5846: Just shut up, God.
[03:01:44 AM] God: im not
[03:01:51 AM] DevilLoss: how do you scroll through chat hiwtory
[03:01:52 AM] Thatnewguy: You are indeed.
[03:02:01 AM] astraldragoon: i like TNG cuz im same as him, like im a God believer and sometimes when i see somes ppl actin fool i get angry
[03:02:04 AM] God: nope
[03:02:15 AM] makapse: click on history?
[03:02:27 AM] Thatnewguy: Then why are you asking my beliefs?
[03:02:30 AM] God: okay so if you do believe in god, do you feel controled by him?
[03:02:37 AM] willng3:
[03:02:43 AM] guest-5846: I wish I could just reach through the computer sometimes...
[03:02:54 AM] Thatnewguy: Again, why are you asking my beliefs?
[03:02:56 AM] guest-5846: And punch people.
[03:03:04 AM] makapse: i dont believein him,so who will control me?
[03:03:08 AM] God: im answering the question that you brought up
[03:03:10 AM] astraldragoon: him was good for cher xDDD
[03:03:11 AM] Thatnewguy: And for what reason?
[03:03:13 AM] willng3: Also, for future reference: This entire situation you find yourself in right now is why you were banned before.
[03:03:20 AM] God: because you are provoking dispute
[03:03:25 AM] Thatnewguy: I never brought up my beliefs.
[03:03:36 AM] God: who said i was banned before
[03:03:38 AM] Thatnewguy: I bruoght up your name.
[03:03:42 AM] willng3: You did.
[03:03:44 AM] Thatnewguy: You did.
[03:03:52 AM] Thatnewguy: When you arrived.
[03:04:16 AM] God: no last time i was banned i did not say anything
[03:04:18 AM] Thatnewguy: Why are you a liar god?!?
[03:04:23 AM] astraldragoon: xD
[03:04:28 AM] astraldragoon: nothing much to say
[03:04:31 AM] willng3: ...
[03:04:31 AM] Thatnewguy: Then you admit to being banned?
[03:04:35 AM] willng3: ................................
[03:04:36 AM] Thatnewguy: Such a lie.
[03:04:50 AM] guest-5846: WTF, you just contradicted yourself!!
[03:04:54 AM] God: i do admit
[03:05:06 AM] God: when did i not admit
[03:05:18 AM] Thatnewguy: Then stupid an idiot.
[03:05:23 AM] astraldragoon: he said he was banned but he didnt said anything, so the guy God was banned cuz of God? is it weird or not ?
[03:05:39 AM] Thatnewguy: [03:03:36 AM] God: who said i was banned before <---- what now?
[03:05:40 AM] guest-5846: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[03:05:41 AM] willng3: Lol you funny.
[03:06:00 AM] willng3: Heh.
[03:06:06 AM] God: i was asking where you obtained the information
[03:06:15 AM] astraldragoon: just forget to kick off the guy on a hole
[03:06:20 AM] Thatnewguy: And we answered.
[03:06:31 AM] guest-5846: THE FREAKING HISTORY!!!
[03:06:32 AM] Thatnewguy: You being an idiot here buddy
[03:06:33 AM] God: okay then why are you calling me a liar then
[03:06:37 AM] Thatnewguy: you're*
[03:06:57 AM] God: did i insult you prior to this?
[03:07:13 AM] DevilLoss: all brb
[03:07:18 AM] Thatnewguy: Indeed, by asking my beliefs.
[03:07:26 AM] willng3: I feel like copying and pasting this entire discussion into Council sections and proclaiming, "WE NEED MOAR CHAT MODS!!!!!!!!!!!"
[03:07:36 AM] Thatnewguy: And you saying you're god insults me as well.
[03:07:38 AM] BatCountry: ah bracket is finally out
[03:07:42 AM] Thatnewguy: Do it.
[03:07:52 AM] astraldragoon: *drop a beer like 50cl and say * bro cheers
[03:08:00 AM] guest-5846: Same here will.
[03:08:02 AM] astraldragoon: hey bat
[03:08:10 AM] animex: all i see you guys is feeding the troll tbh
[03:08:12 AM] God: okay then, do you know you were adopted?
[03:08:13 AM] BatCountry: looks like im gonna get fire stalled
[03:08:15 AM] Thatnewguy: Sup batty.
[03:08:16 AM] willng3: Hiyas.
[03:08:22 AM] BatCountry: hey astral
[03:08:30 AM] Thatnewguy: Do you know you contridict yourself?
[03:08:38 AM] BatCountry: hey tng and will
[03:08:55 AM] willng3: Yes that's been established already animex.
[03:08:56 AM] guest-5846: I just want to reach through the FREAKING computer and punch GOD!!!!!!!!!
[03:09:02 AM] astraldragoon: sometimes be proud just bring you into odds troubles
[03:09:10 AM] God: i havent started to contradict myself yet
[03:09:21 AM] Thatnewguy: Yes, indeed, you have.
[03:09:24 AM] astraldragoon: that god is just a spammer like guess- whatever
[03:09:39 AM] astraldragoon: dont pay attention
[03:09:40 AM] Thatnewguy: Look through history, you will find moments.
[03:09:41 AM] guest-5846: @god, YES YOU HAVE!
[03:09:46 AM] God: i could start though by making degrading remarks about your birth mother
[03:09:53 AM] makapse: God,are you a 14-15 year old?
[03:10:05 AM] makapse: the way u talk,it feels like that
[03:10:10 AM] Thatnewguy: Which you just said I was adapoted, so you already started.
[03:10:14 AM] willng3: But God wouldn't do that
[03:10:26 AM] guest-5846: more like a freaking 5-year-old.
[03:10:30 AM] astraldragoon: if u do so u're just a lil child who cant say anymore much, so u talk bout mom, like stupid is the word yep ?
[03:10:33 AM] Thatnewguy: Contridiction!
[03:10:39 AM] makapse: I am tirer after 2 hours of trolling
[03:10:49 AM] astraldragoon: + million to willng3
[03:10:50 AM] makapse: on the same topic
[03:10:51 AM] Thatnewguy: Yo momma is so fat blah blah.....
[03:10:53 AM] God: you are not a very good reader are you
[03:11:06 AM] makapse: most I have seen was a healthy 1/2 hour
[03:11:15 AM] Thatnewguy: You're not a good debator are you?
[03:11:16 AM] God: did you not see the start now?
[03:11:20 AM] Thatnewguy: Moron.
[03:11:31 AM] Thatnewguy:
[03:11:38 AM] guest-5846: Someone hold me back!
[03:11:40 AM] God: Hey there kids! Im here to tell you a story about our good friend the new guy
[03:11:48 AM] God: As normal as his appearance may seem, most of you dont know that under his exterior is a hurt soul and even more injured body.
[03:11:51 AM] Thatnewguy: If you wouls answer anything you might end it.
[03:12:00 AM] willng3: In the beginning was the word. The word was God.
[03:12:01 AM] makapse: he's actually ols
[03:12:08 AM] makapse: old*
[03:12:16 AM] God: You see, the new guy was traumatized as a child by his uncle, who in an evasive episode, was enraged by his incompetence for the "task at hand"
[03:12:32 AM] Thatnewguy: God, anything else you want to troll about
[03:12:43 AM] astraldragoon: LMFAO
[03:12:47 AM] God: and emasculated thenewguy leaving his scrotum nothing but an empty sack swinging between his legs.
[03:12:47 AM] guest-5846: Shut the hell up, god. You are just making yourself look stupid.
[03:12:56 AM] Thatnewguy: That'
[03:13:02 AM] God: But that didnt present itself to be a problem for thenewguy later on as he became one of the worlds most reknown donkey balls licker in the world!
[03:13:03 AM] Thatnewguy: That's lovely bro
[03:13:21 AM] Thatnewguy: Insulting others isn't very god like
[03:13:21 AM] astraldragoon: God, you know we all know the story, we were at school too
[03:13:21 AM] astraldragoon: xD
[03:13:22 AM] guest-5846: Where the hell is a chat mod?
[03:13:24 AM] Thatnewguy:
[03:13:32 AM] God: Thats right kids, thenewguysure did made a name for himself. It all happened that one night when hefinally decided to step up to his father, who was an alcoholic queer,
[03:13:33 AM] willng3: Offline. Unfortunately.
[03:13:54 AM] guest-5846: Damnit.
[03:13:59 AM] Thatnewguy:
[03:14:00 AM] God: and reminded thenewguy every single day of the failure that he is and how he is the accidental result of a broken prophylactic in the backseat of his family corolla.
[03:14:05 AM] makapse: I want the ip blocked,forgt about God
[03:14:06 AM] Thatnewguy: ^_^ I is happy.
[03:14:17 AM] God: the newguy finally could not take it anymore and branded his existence in his father's mind by dominating his father's colon in manners in which we cannot possibly concieve in our minds.
[03:14:33 AM] Thatnewguy: If only god was smart
[03:14:39 AM] astraldragoon: who cares finally ?
[03:14:46 AM] makapse: I bet u can
[03:14:47 AM] astraldragoon: let him suicide
[03:14:52 AM] Thatnewguy: God, what is my name?
[03:15:06 AM] God: That was the turning point of thenewguys life, the glory that we see today is thenewguy that emerged from his fathers bedroom with nothing but a strap on and a spatula.
[03:15:26 AM] Thatnewguy: God, what is my real name bro?
[03:15:36 AM] God: Thatnewguy has shown us how coming from a disfunctional family growing up with parental issues will not prevent a person from making spectacular feats in life.
[03:15:37 AM] guest-5846: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
[03:15:46 AM] guest-5846: @GOD
[03:15:51 AM] God: Even though unfortunatly he cannot ever reclaim his manhood again, he will be forever remembered in history as the man who treated donkey testes as if they were his own.
[03:16:00 AM] Thatnewguy: Guest, let him ramble
[03:16:00 AM] God: dont need to know your real name to insult you
[03:16:11 AM] Thatnewguy: This is funny.
[03:16:15 AM] astraldragoon: good there is time on chat so ppl will kno dat he really really slow while thinkin about that fake story xD
[03:16:25 AM] Thatnewguy: But yet you are all knowing
[03:16:26 AM] makapse: thank u.u said u are insulting him
[03:16:36 AM] Thatnewguy: You should know my name
[03:16:40 AM] BatCountry: ...
[03:16:43 AM] willng3: Let there be links:
http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,14916.msg208653#msg208653[03:16:45 AM] God: when the fck did i say i was all knowing
[03:16:47 AM] Thatnewguy: Come on
[03:16:48 AM] astraldragoon: its brian xD
[03:16:55 AM] Thatnewguy: Earlier bro.
[03:17:03 AM] guest-5846: Ok, I'll let him ramble.
[03:17:03 AM] God: get your head straight
[03:17:09 AM] God: read the fcking history
[03:17:18 AM] Thatnewguy: Where is your head? In the clouds?
[03:17:24 AM] God: and stop smoking weed
[03:17:30 AM] Thatnewguy: Come now man, way to rage
[03:17:47 AM] Thatnewguy: This is so funny
[03:17:48 AM] willng3: I smell something in the air that's making meee high~
[03:17:50 AM] DevilLoss: back
[03:17:55 AM] DevilLoss: anyone missss me
[03:18:05 AM] willng3: Yes I missed you.
[03:18:14 AM] willng3: Too much God in chat, I wanted to see a devil.
[03:18:17 AM] astraldragoon: we missed you but u aint missed the chat believe me
[03:18:18 AM] DevilLoss: ty willng
[03:18:22 AM] DevilLoss: YA
[03:18:28 AM] makapse: I think it's in hell
[03:18:28 AM] DevilLoss: BRING ON THE FIRE
[03:18:34 AM] DevilLoss: -fire rains from the ground-
[03:18:36 AM] Thatnewguy: Someone post this in wills thread please
[03:18:47 AM] Thatnewguy: I would be happy.
[03:18:53 AM] God: your birth mother also finds your face very funny
[03:18:53 AM] DevilLoss: ?
[03:18:58 AM] mrpaper: bl anyone?
[03:19:01 AM] DevilLoss: EWWWWWWWW
[03:19:03 AM] Thatnewguy: So does yours
[03:19:04 AM] DevilLoss: GOD is here
[03:19:14 AM] God: maybe thsts why she gave you up for adoption
[03:19:15 AM] astraldragoon: i read tread on forum .... its like everytimes there is a moron it fall on TNG !
[03:19:16 AM] DevilLoss: hes a icky personand an imposter
[03:19:24 AM] DevilLoss: YOU SHALL FEEL MY UNHOLY FERVOR IMPOSTER
[03:19:28 AM] Thatnewguy: Indeed she did
[03:19:50 AM] God: or maybe its because she studies some genetics and realized that you probably have a birth defect considering its her father who impregnated her
[03:20:01 AM] Thatnewguy: Your mother hated you too god
[03:20:37 AM] God: i dont want to go into details about how you have three number 21 chromosomes but i think everyone gets the picture
[03:20:39 AM] willng3: Hmm...what was I doing.
[03:20:50 AM] God: wow nice comeback, why dont you try something original
[03:20:57 AM] Thatnewguy: Didn't you just write my story?
[03:21:03 AM] willng3: Orite selling a Druid.
[03:21:09 AM] Thatnewguy: So wasn't that detail enough?
[03:21:20 AM] Thatnewguy: Come now buddy.
[03:21:22 AM] astraldragoon: who can name himself God btw? a nerdy lil poor boy hit by errbody, lookin for vengeance
[03:21:22 AM] God: your mother would have been proud
[03:21:34 AM] Thatnewguy: Make just a tad but of sense
[03:21:50 AM] God: do you not have any social skills at all
[03:22:07 AM] Thatnewguy: Do you not have a brain there buddy?
[03:22:07 AM] God: must be since you grew up in a facility and all
[03:22:12 AM] makapse: look who's talking
[03:22:13 AM] astraldragoon: God u cant know about it errbody unlikes you
[03:22:21 AM] God: i indeed have a brain
[03:22:35 AM] Thatnewguy: Then use it for grammar?
[03:23:18 AM] makapse: or not trolling?
[03:23:30 AM] Thatnewguy: that works too.
[03:23:32 AM] God: oh you spelt grammar right, good job, you must be making great progress
[03:23:34 AM] Thatnewguy: That*
[03:24:02 AM] Thatnewguy: Capitalize your first letter and add a period please
[03:24:18 AM] astraldragoon: hey boyz ( i mean normal boyz not God(s) or fake whatever ) why dont we back to elements ?
[03:24:22 AM] astraldragoon: topic*
[03:24:26 AM] Thatnewguy: Should we?
[03:24:38 AM] astraldragoon: better no ?
[03:24:52 AM] Thatnewguy: Seems good.
[03:24:58 AM] astraldragoon: annoying peeps dont need us to live bad
[03:25:04 AM] astraldragoon:
[03:25:32 AM] willng3: "If the cops are flashing their lights at you, they want to see just how fast you can really drive. Impress them. "
[03:25:35 AM] 918273645: Ohai.
[03:25:45 AM] willng3: Ohai.
[03:25:46 AM] Thatnewguy: Yo.
[03:26:00 AM] astraldragoon: yup
[03:26:16 AM] 918273645: No work tomorrow.
[03:26:26 AM] God: wow so many leaf dragons and feral bonds
[03:26:31 AM] astraldragoon: i do have
[03:26:38 AM] 918273645:
Boss is paranoid when it comes to driving on ice.
[03:26:47 AM] God: like, give me some cocks
[03:26:59 AM] Thatnewguy: I see he stops his rant
[03:27:11 AM] ThfknSamurai: can anyone put up emerald staff farm tonight
[03:27:28 AM] God: my rant？
[03:27:30 AM] astraldragoon: i can but im not in T50 so FTW
[03:27:44 AM] willng3: No my rant.
[03:27:49 AM] Thatnewguy: Yes, your rant ^_^
[03:27:58 AM] God: drugs are bad for you
[03:28:01 AM] Thatnewguy [»] willng3: Do you have full history?
[03:28:14 AM] willng3 [»] Thatnewguy: I do not.
[03:28:16 AM] astraldragoon: ice ice baby
[03:28:32 AM] Thatnewguy: Yes, which why I don't do them
[03:28:39 AM] Thatnewguy: Damn.
