Are you tired of those old rusty steam machines that wont ever seem to keep their attack boosts? Not anymore!
Hi,
Billy Mays ItzSean here with Overly Patient Physalias. Before, if you wanted high attack growth water creatures, you had to deal with all that messy fire quanta. Not OPP!
It has the strength to gain 5 attack and 1 HP per turn! Guarrenteed.
Not only is OPP strong, it's super fast. On average, you can take down the opponent in under 9 turns!
On a good draw.Pesky shields always getting in your way? Not a problem. With OPP, just throw in some momentum, and blast right through them. With confidence.
Not convinced yet? Hear what these people have to say who had tried OPP.
After using this deck for a week I've already gained a level in the Arena. Overly Patient Physilias also cured my chronic back pain and I no longer overeat while grinding. Thanks ItzSean!
After using this deck for a week I've gotten an incredible 12 winning streak in PvP2. Oh, and get this! I finally won those four shards I needed for Instosis. Thing is, this deck gave me more electrum than Instosis could! I'm absolutely hooked! Thanks ItzSean!
If your score doesnt improve within 30 days, just send it back, for a full refund! Guarenteed.
Not really..But I'm not done yet! Call RIGHT now, and we'll include this wonderful creature.
Great for freezing your opposition and slowing them down whenever you need to. Absolutely free.
With 3 cheap and easy payment of 15,000 electrum, this wonderful deck can be yours and in no time at all, you'll be 'driving' your way to success.
Here's how to order:
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Call 1-800-565-7635 for your very own Overly Patient Physilias for 3 easy payments of 15,000 electrum and get your very own arctic octopus for free.
Just pay shipping and handling Spoiler for Editted deck and other changes:
Changed the water pillars for more congeals for a better stall. Another possible change would be -1 Overdrive/SoP, +1 Unstoppable for better shield pentration or maybe even a permafrost if you can spare the water quanta. Finally, in alot of the cases, it isnt fast enough to go for the OTK in PvP2 or at least my luck hasnt faired well. Your best bet is to go for a TTK, changing the title as well. Stupid me, forgot to add in a PvP2 tag. Works fine in PvP1 as well, but the quanta's a bit more strained with the 5 cost SoPas. Also, it works for AI3, Bronze, and silver on a good draw. Occasionally AI4, but don't hold your breath.