Easy false god beater (good chance for perfect)

[bamf]

Unupped pandemonium is probably the best CC card you could add. its easy, cheap, and gets all of their creatures with something nasty

[bigbadbanana]

Add in 6 Electrum Hourglasses, 6 Sundials, Eternity, RoL, and 3  Lobotomizers. You want to draw through your deck as fast as possible. Lobotimizers are important as that big and bad banana above me stated. Purify is only for 2 gods, so I wouldn't take it.

Purify heals though, which is good for EMs.

[asymmetry]

Don't False Gods have like more than 60 cards often?

this

[rpkiller]

it's almost impossible to outdeck a fg have you tried this deck?

[RedWarrior0]

it's almost impossible to outdeck a fg have you tried this deck?

Not that hard to deck FGs out. Osiris is quite easy to deck out, particularly using chained Phase Shields + Electrocuter, though Eternity can make it take a little longer. Remember, unless they have 7 cards at the start of the turn, they draw 2 each turn.

[smuglapse]

About decking FG's out

They can have up to 120 cards (atm), but they draw 2 at a time, so it is equivalent to them having a 60 card deck.  The only problem with this is that if their hand is full and they have to discard, then they only draw 1.  So if they have a lot of control cards and no target they can get backed up fairly easily and then deck YOU out.  Neptune springs to mind.  Also Rainbow has a lot of control cards and 120 card total, but the Hourglasses may offset that.

Theoretical Outcomes
(assuming guaranteed protected shield and stack from start of game)
(QTs, Dissipation, PAs only)

False God	Damage	Unusable cards (slows drawing)	Theoretical Outcome
Chaos Lord	2 Unstoppables, unlimited Mutations (chance for Momentum and Poison)	10	Low chance for win.
Dark Matter	8 Chargers, 2 Unstoppables, Titan	irrelevant	Loss.  5 Chargers is all it takes.
Decay	12 Siphon Lifes	irrelevant	Loss.  No protection from bolt spells.
Destiny	Fate Eggs and Druids (chance for Momentum and Poison)	3	Hourglasses help.  Decent chance to win.
Divine Glory	none	18	Need 7 double-draws.  Good chance to win.
Dream Catcher	4 Physalias, 2 Thunderbolts	17	Need 12 double-draws and late poison.  Decent chance to win.
Elidnis	none	39	Need 27 double-draws.  Low chance to win.
Eternal Phoenix	4 Fire Lances, 2 Thunderbolts	10	I'd bet the lances won't have much power.  Good chance to win.
Ferox	none	27	Need 22 double-draws.  Decent chance to win.
Fire Queen	6 Fire Lances	4	Need the Queens to be very late.  Very low chance to win.
Gemini	8 Unstoppables.	irrelevant	Loss.
Graviton	4 Chargers, 6 Unstoppables, Titan	irrelevant	Loss.
Hermes	12 Fire Lances	irrelevant	Loss.
Incarnate	none	~8	Need 14 double-draws.  High chance to win.
Miracle	none	~10	Need 8 double-draws.  High chance to win.
Morte	10 Deadly Poisons	irrelevant	Loss.
Neptune	none	27	Need 8 double-draws.  Good chance to win.
Obliterator	8 Unstoppables	irrelevant	Loss.
Octane	12 Unstable Gases, 4 Fire Lances	irrelevant	Loss.
Osiris	4 Unstoppables	2	Need the Unstoppables to come very late.  Low chance to win.
Paradox	none	46	Need 21 double-draws.  Hourglasses help.  Decent chance to win.
Rainbow	4 Thunderbolts	34	Need 31 double-draws.  Hourglasses help.  Decent chance to win.
Scorpio	10 Deadly Poisons, 6 Physalias	irrelevant	Loss.
Seism	none	25	Need 18 double-draws.  Good chance to win.

UPDATE: Wow.  I assumed the Shields would hold up--that was wrong.  Paradox and Rainbow powered right through.  This greatly weakens the outlook for this deck.

[asymmetry]

then perhaps you're going to need a lot of unupped pandemoniums, an eternity, a rewind, hourglasses and a photon

[rowcla]

Dream catcher: my shield didn't come (and if it would he may manage tod estroy it in time). But in good draw, this can be won...

You will never win against dreamcatcher. He has at least 4 butterfly effects in his deck so your shields will definitely get blown up.

he wont be able to destroy them if you use protect artifact

[Essence]

Assuming that the goal is to end up with a Protected Dissipation Shield, a Protected Lobotomizer for momentum removal, and 4 Protected SoGs, how many gods would this deck still die to?

I can think of:

Decay (Drain life)
Hermes (Fire bolt)
Scorpio (Poison)
Morte (Poison)
Deam Catcher (Poison)
Destiny (Eternity --> you'll deck out before she does.  Osiris would have this problem, but for some reason won't rewind his own Scarabs.)
Octane (Unstable Gas)


That's 7 you'll lose to 100% of the time, and I'm guessing with a deck that big, drawing a Diss Shield and a Protect together will be hard enough to lose 50% to any fast god (i.e. pretty much anyone except Osiris and Dream Catcher), and getting the Lobo out against Gemini and Dark Matter and out and protected against Obliterator will drop the win rates vs. those gods by even more.

I think, looking at it from a broad perspective, you're probably not winning much more than any other standard FG deck, except you've paid to upgrade twice as many cards and they're winning twice as many games per hour, if not many, many more than that.

[dingo]

Plus, why would anyone want to play a deck that required no thinking or strategy?  Doing nothing but clicking pillars for 20-30 minutes while you wait for an FG to deck out isn't something I'm interested in doing regardless of the win/loss ratio.

[LongDono]

Don't False Gods have like more than 60 cards often?

Yes but they draw 2 a turn.

[timtwins]

Yeah, I can't really see this being worth it.  I would add in a mind gate for fun though