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This deck is pure whoopass in a can. With 24(!!) creatures and 6 spells (all immolation), this deck gets damage flowing from turn 1 and keeps the pressure on...well, until the opponent puts down a Dimension Shield, really.
Average PVP2 win speed over 40 games is 6.96 turns. It walks through t50, sails through AI3, and is basically a monster. You can literally count on your next draw being something that will hurt your opponent 78% of the time. This deck walks through creature control with Phoenices, high-HP Destroyers, and oh, yeah,
more creatures. It laughs at most shields by overdamaging the damage-reducers and outswarming the percentage-missers. It smirks at GotP/Nightmare by
always being able to cast the next card you draw.
It gets completely WRECKED by Hope and DimShield, but what'cha gonna do, right?
Thanks to Grabbix and 30 Creatures for inspiration.
I've often played this with -1 Brimstone Eater and +1 Destroyer and/or Phoenix. It works about as well if not actually a tiny bit better.
Also, you can try replacing the Fire Mark for an Earth Mark and then replacing one Gnome with a hitter. It makes you even more Cremation-dependent, but it also makes sure you will be able to get a Graboid out in a reasonable timeframe, which can save you from the rare clogged hand.