Round 5 PairingsPlay the opponent across from you. It is recommended that you send a private message to your opponent, in order to schedule a time to play. You may click their name to go to their profile. Rules can be found
here, and the full brackets can be found
here.Round 5 has ended.Round 5 LoreI am all monsters!
The apocalypse has begun, and the destruction of humanity is imminent. But Lucifer is nowhere to be found.
Basman-1453: Hey there, I haven’t seen you around these parts much.
Odii Odsen: That’s because I’ve spent the last fifty years trapped in Purgatory. It was hell.
Basman-1453: Well, not exactly “hell.”
Odii Odsen: You have no idea what I’ve been through.
Basman-1453: Sure, but it wasn’t hell. See, I’ve actually been to Hell. That was hell. Purgatory? Not so much.
Odii Odsen: Are you trying to one-up me, or something?
Basman-1453: No, but you shouldn’t say that Purgatory was hell, when you’re talking to someone who has literally been to Hell.
Odii Odsen: Fair enough. But I can’t have people like you trivializing my experiences.
(Odii Odsen lights the bones of Basman-1453 on fire, and the Demon is incinerated.)
inthisroom: I really have to thank you for releasing Lucifer.
JonathanCrazyJ: By killing that Demon earlier?
inthisroom: Yes, you see, it couldn’t have simply been one of us. Had to come from the outside. But you’ve done it!
JonathanCrazyJ: Look, pal, I think there’s some kind of misunderstanding here.
JonathanCrazyJ: I’m really not too big on this Lucifer guy. He had nothing to do with that Demon I killed.
inthisroom: Well then, you sure have some interesting motives.
JonathanCrazyJ: Not really. I just like killing!
(JonathanCrazyJ stabs inthisroom with RUBY’S KNIFE.)
ji412jo: Gentlemen, you know why I’ve gathered you all here. We need to stop the apocalypse.
worldwideweb3: Relax, the Angels have it under control. Michael will defeat Lucifer. It’s prophesized!
Aves: How sure are you that Michael is powerful enough? Your prophecies have been wrong before.
worldwideweb3: I know what I’m doing here!
iancudorinmarian: But if you’re wrong about this, we’re done for. All the Shapeshifters in the world still couldn’t defeat Lucifer.
worldwideweb3: I don’t think all the Shapeshifters in the world could defeat anyone.
iancudorinmarian: Excuse me?
worldwideweb3: Look, kid, I’m an Angel. I can teleport, time travel, and rescue lost souls from Hell. All you can do is disguise yourself.