I know I should be asleep, but...I saw a mention of a "pistol shrimp" a while back and finally Googled it today. The result was basically the Honey Badger of the ocean in terms of awesomeness.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpheidae"Alpheidae is a family of caridean snapping shrimp characterized by having asymmetrical claws, the larger of which is typically capable of producing a loud snapping sound. Other common names of these species include
pistol shrimp or alpheid shrimp....It is distinctive for its remarkably disproportionate large claw, larger than half the shrimp's body. The claw can be on either arm of the body, and
unlike most shrimp claws does not have pincers at the end. Rather, it has a pistol-like feature made of two parts....
The snapping shrimp competes with much larger animals like the Sperm Whale and Beluga Whale for the title of 'loudest animal in the sea'....generates acoustic pressures of up to 80 kPa at a distance of 4 cm from the claw. As it extends out from the claw, the bubble reaches speeds of 60 miles per hour (97 km/h) and releases a sound reaching 218 decibels.
The pressure is strong enough to kill small fish....The snap can also produce
sonoluminescence from the collapsing cavitation bubble. As it collapses, the cavitation bubble reaches
temperatures of over 5,000 K (4,700 °C). In comparison, the surface temperature of the sun is estimated to be around 5,800 K (5,500 °C)."
So basically in Elements terms, it's a tiny little guy that can produce Shockwaves that give a burst of
or
...pretty awesome, right? Also, it's as loud as a Whale.
I'm sure someone out there can create a balanced card with this concept -- just give credit. Once I finish all my exams for the week, I may make the card myself -- if I do I'll edit here with a notice about it.