I'm guessing that crossing your fingers and hoping for pande to mass-RT your skele horde is pretty much the point here, since it doesn't really look like that's being considered by anyone else.
In other words, this is a nifty gimmicky less-good version of the usual bonecat strategy. In order to make it a little bit more stable, options include adding a discord or two to slow down the opponent while you get up and running, and adding some mutations to be used as both a way to turn random skellies into less terrible creatures and a way to deal with dangerous opponent creatures that pande isn't taking care of for you.
Alternately, removing enough things to add poisons like chap said lets you just sit back and stall behind like 200 levels of bone wall after you field wipe a few times.
