OK, now a real post.
Mrblonde vs

Jaymanfu
Rush him! Perhaps PC would be good too.
Kevkev vs

Pikachufan (lieutenant)
More rush! Perhaps Darkness with Steals.
Xdude vs

TNG
Immobow
Daxx vs

Vagman13 (lieutenant)
Mumbow
ICB vs

Edunavas
Entropy decker or Discod/BH (though I'd rather not reveal it so early)
Xnoize vs

Majofa (lieutenant)
Anti-Fire and pray for no Immo rush
SteppingStone vs

Acsabi44
Grabbow or mumbow or a combination
Marvaddin vs

RootRanger
Metagame is weird. If they think at Water Stall, we auto-win, but they might not think about it. EQ's, if we have any left from noize. If not, Fractal Mummies or perhaps even DoSA.
About the event card - due to the fact that discarding is still low, we shouldn't discard half a Vault to get upgrades. We should however do that for tactical or real important upgrades (like Soulcatcher, Flying Weapons, perhaps Virus, etc)