Totally Upgraded AI3 Mastery Despoiler

[Essence]

by Essence

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This deck masters AI3 90% of the time when played by a braindead monkey, and it does it in less than 2 minutes per game.  'Nuff said.


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[wavedash]

There was once some guy on the World of Warcraft forums who said he played as a paladin because he could watch porn while playing.

I like this deck. Probably not as fast as those Cremation Fire rush decks, but simplicity is probably the highlight.

[jmdt]

I so have to get this in my ttw study.  Can I talk you into 200 games of statistics Essence?  I don't have the darkness card to do this yet.

[Nume]

This deck masters AI3 90% of the time when played by a braindead monkey, and it does it in less than 2 minutes per game.  'Nuff said.

Hey I might even be able to get 75 percent if a monkey can do that well!

[jmdt]

I'll have to do an electrum and score per time study with this deck and my speed EM deck to see which is better for AI3 farming.  This EM's 90% and mine 70%, but mine is probaby faster.  Hmmm...which will give more score.  This deck won't run into the issue of clicking a heal at the wrong time.

[BluePriest]

this works well even unupped surprisingly. Im sure it will be MUCH faster once I get it upped. So far I only have 1 vampire upped.

[CB!]

I'll have to do an electrum and score per time study with this deck and my speed EM deck to see which is better for AI3 farming.  This EM's 90% and mine 70%, but mine is probaby faster.  Hmmm...which will give more score.  This deck won't run into the issue of clicking a heal at the wrong time.

I'm going put my stats script through the wringer with this deck...   It'll be a good test for recording EM, W, and L...  I'm going to switch out 4 of the pillars for pendulums though...

EDIT: After 50 games, here's my findings....

89.04 seconds average game
13.72 clicks per game
8.38   turns to win
50 wins (30 EM), 0 losses

Time Clicks Turns W/L/EM
95   14   9   W
76   13   7   E
93   12   8   W
81   13   8   W
65   13   7   E
91   14   9   E
109   17   10   W
100   16   10   W
83   15   8   E
72   11   7   E
83   14   8   E
83   13   8   E
72   11   7   E
80   11   8   W
78   12   8   E
78   14   8   E
70   13   7   E
81   13   7   E
111   14   11   E
75   12   7   E
79   14   8   E
112   14   10   W
82   12   8   W
120   18   11   W
76   14   7   E
177   30   14   W
107   16   9   W
93   12   9   E
88   13   9   W
97   14   8   W
75   14   7   E
108   15   9   W
66   12   7   E
88   14   8   W
80   13   8   E
83   12   8   E
73   12   7   E
77   12   7   E
80   13   7   E
134   16   13   W
107   16   10   E
75   10   8   E
82   12   7   E
65   13   7   E
73   13   7   E
95   13   9   E
99   15   8   W
89   13   9   W
113   13   10   W
83   13   8   W

[jmdt]

I'll have to do an electrum and score per time study with this deck and my speed EM deck to see which is better for AI3 farming.  This EM's 90% and mine 70%, but mine is probaby faster.  Hmmm...which will give more score.  This deck won't run into the issue of clicking a heal at the wrong time.

I'm going put my stats script through the wringer with this deck...   It'll be a good test for recording EM, W, and L...  I'm going to switch out 4 of the pillars for pendulums though...

I've been meaning to test this deck, but I will have to save up some electrum to finish upgrading the rest of it.

[CB!]

you ninja'd my edit...

Also, once you test that script a little and verify that's it logging accurate data, I'll post it publicly.  Maybe more people will use it, and it'll be logging the clicks as well as elapsed time... if anyone else wants to be a guinea pig, let me know...

[plicka527]

I'll be a test subject. have to be mostly unupped decks for now.

[hrmmm]

i also made some test for that deck.

...
avg. ttw: 8.43 (100 games)
losses: 0
ems: 61
...

score:      2891
electrum:      3186
time(min):   157


its fun to play. and near to impossible to loose against any ai3.

but there are some posibillities to not get a em with this deck.
you gain health with attack, that means:
if attack (from vamps/dagger) < hp you need for 100hp -> no em

also you have to watch the order you play your creatures to gain ems:
pest<dagger<vamps<dusk mantle<gargoyles -- eclypse=situational
you can wait some turns untill you draw more vamps, instead of playing a gargoyle (witch can cost you a em). but i was mostly not that patient^^.

[TheonlyrealBeef]

Gargoyles seem to stick more in my hand than I want to and lower chances for EM, would replacing 2 of them for Siphon Lifes be a good idea? Using them in the end (at creatures perhaps even) to get your hp to full before finishing your opponent off. Also provides for possible creature control against maxwell's demon (the vampkiller).