Well I don't want it to be useless, but it does seem it will be just that if I make both changes. Yet with only one change, it might still be OP. If I make it not trigger death effects, it's still a great way to avoid deck out and it doesn't compromise the weapon slot. If I make it 1 hp, it could easily still prevent deck out, trigger death effects, and become unlimited otyugh food. Hmm.
I added a poll, what do you guys think?