CURATOR COMMENT-Please specify if this is a 'Humor' or 'Joke' card. If it's a humor card, then note that this card won't be advanced to the Crucible; if it's serious, you need to change the name of it as numbers aren't allowed in the submission, and also that certain member names should be avoided at all costs as card concepts.
I think the mechanic could work better if it simply started off with Adrenaline - this way, you could buff it and thus have a combo like that, rather than having the current mechanic stack -with- Adrenaline. Even with 5-9 attacks, it could be dangerous if you had buffed it with Momentum, as it could penetrate shields (and also be immune to effects like stun and freeze).
The Gravity Pull effect on the upgraded card makes no sense to me, especially using
quanta. I'd say chop off that extra part on the upgraded version since it doesn't really connect with Life creatures. ^^;