Graviton Chef | Graviton Iron Chef

[majofa]

hmmm what is there to say about this card that hasn't already been said??

Well, let's start with its stats.
Graviton Chef: 2|4 for a cost of 4
Graviton Mercenary: 3|5 for a cost of 4
The stats seem fine, since the Chef has an ability. If it had higher stats then the Mercenary would become obsolete.

Now, what about the ability..
Cook:
Reduce target creature's HP by 50% (75% for upped). Devouring a cooked creature +2|+3.

For the unupped a creature's HP would be reduced as follows:
2 -> 1
8 -> 4
15 -> 7 or 8 (the description doesn't say which way it's rounded)
25 -> 12 or 13
30 -> 15
50 -> 25
So, over a few turns something even as big as a Massive Dragon could have its HP reduced to the point where it could be eaten. And with every Devour, the Otyugh would gain 3 HP, making it even better at doing what it does, which is nom-nom'ing.

Other synergies this card could have:
Any kind of poison + this card would kill creatures much faster.
Obviously there's already a synergy with Fire. 'Cook' could be used to reduce a creature's HP before you Fire Bolt/Rage Potion it. (Well, any kind of synergy really)

Really weird card lol
kind of reminds me of the holy cow... maybe this guy cooked him up and ate him??

[Hermis0]

I'm going to vote for this card, but a couple things still bother me.

1) The bonus for eating a cooked card is way too high.  With a couple Chefs and an Oty, I can make the Oty (already a dangerous card) an insane unit in two turns.  Just burning the unit by 50% of its health is powerful enough for the card.  Where the Chef and Oty using three elements, this would be more balanced.

2) Seriously???  A pig??? Ha ha ha...  I love the concept, but that has to change before adding to the game.