Writing Competition: Elemental Rap War

[Solaris]

Elemental Rap War

En-tro-py ain't got nothin on me, I'm the death of Death, but nobody grieves, Putting Gravity in the grave, I'll be, Earth ain't worth my spit, you'll see, Life wish that they could live a little more like me, I'll let the Fire burn out so the ashes can't phoe-nix. In the Water I'll pee, this is the end of Time, so I better re-mix. Not scared of Air, cause freedom ain't free, bad luck! Darkness better duck, Light fight like they ain't that bright, what's up? And don't forget Aether, Aether suck! - Sincerly, Warmasters.

Rules:

• You must create a rap relating to the massive PvP Forum Event, War.
• Aside from being to do with War, you are not restricted further, and have total creative reign over your submission. It could be about one element, War in general, or even the Warmasters!
• Submissions should be posted in this thread, preferably within a spoiler.
• As always, submissions should be PG-13 in nature, and follow forums rules.
• One submission per person.

You have no time

[RootRanger]

YES!

You will ALL be destroyed.

[Timdood3]

YES!

You will ALL be destroyed.

"They don't call me the Master of Fire for nothing.  What do you think I spit?"

[ARTHANASIOS]

Is this something like epic rap battles of history?

[Solaris]

Is this something like epic rap battles of history?

It's whatever you want it to be, so long as it's rap and relating to War.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Less than a week to go folks, get those Raps in!

[Ryli]

Posting for notifications, as I'm very interested in this for obvious reasons.

[Lunaris]

Spoiler for Submission:

Its that time of year again,
Time for Darkness's reign to end,
Who will be our brand new champ?
Water can try to leave everybody damp,
But look out for Aether, the dirty little scamps
Their shields are the ones that make everyone rage.
Oh, make sure you put Entropy in its cage
Or its Abominations might go on a rampage.
Death will all go crying to their mummies,
Cuz defeat won't sit well on their weak little tummies.
Light could be the star of the show
Or will they be blinded by their own bright glow?
For Air this war should be a breeze,
But the other elements blow by them with ease.
Earth acts like they can make the world shake
But for them this will all end in heartbreak.
Time likes to say that we should watch the clock
But everybody knows that they just like to talk.
When Gravity tries to bring everyone down
They'll all just end up looking like clowns.
You know Fire is here when the room is sizzling
But it won't be long before the flame starts fizzling.
The leaves stay green when team Life's around
But you'd better prepare for them to start hitting the ground.
Its that time of year again
Time for the battles to begin!

[Submachine]

I'd like to ask for an extension.

[JonathanCrazyJ]

Yes, we will be granting quite a long extension. War and such

[Solaris]

Competition Organizer Announcement

The Competition Organizers have decided to extend the timer by a fairly hefty amount (roughly 12 days) due to War being a focal point in the community, and in turn, causing few submissions.

Thanks!

[Submachine]

This might be relevant to advertise before I submit anything.

If you have spare 4 minutes, check it.~

(Epic Rap Battles of History - Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock vs 3 other directors, yo!)