I was being sardonic when mentioning the picture. The point I was making was that people have a poor track record in evaluating competition entries properly, so appeals ad populum don't really hold much water.
I would expect a reworked vanilla creature to have an ability which a) more closely matched the idea/feel/name of the card from a setting perspective, and b) was mechanically appropriate in context (which could mean, amongst other things: not diverging from existing ideas too radically, not being too clunky or difficult to implement, being appropriate for the element in question). I think your idea as submitted didn't come up to scratch on either of those counts, as I detailed in my earlier criticism.