Writing Competition: Thank You Notes

[andretimpa]

Thank you Shard of Focus, for letting me know that I was packing more permanents than necessary in my deck.

Thank you Shard of Sacrifice, for making purify useful for something, for a change.

Thank you Discord for scrambling my quanta and reducing my options. Without that I'd need to actually think instead of just hitting the spacebar.

Thank you rude chat guests, your insight about our lack of a life and calling us names makes us all look better in comparison.

[Basman-1453]

Thank you, Discord (both the player and the blade!), for adding even more randomness to the already unstable me.

Thank you, MeowMeowCat, for his habit of whacking me with Titan on the Blab.

Thank you, TOs, for their habit of hosting the most wonderful Tourney concepts when everyone's incapacitated to join it, even the TOs themselves.

Thank you, Shards of Serendpity, for generating three quanta-generating permanents when I'm already secure enough on my per-turn quanta generation and need attackers fast.

[Flayne]

- Thank you, Phase shield, for somehow being there every time I don’t have an explosion, or somehow being there again when I’ve already used the last one in my deck and for never failing to repulse me on sight.

- Thank you, Miracle, for miraculously pulling a 360 turn around for my opponent, turning my excitement and anxiousness for a glorious victory
into disappointment from an obvious loss and making me drag the mouse to the menu button,
all at the same time. You truly are, a miracle.

- Thank you, Shard of Sacrifice, for doing virtually the same thing as the above,
only making it worse, being cheaper and doing it in Emo fashion.


- Thank you, Shard of Divinity, for somehow making both of the above even more worse, decreasing the life span of my mouse by over 9000 spammed clicks on the menu button, causing a cramp on my index finger and creating despair.
All while at the same time, making me think:
"Phase shield looks pretty damn under powered right now."

[Aves]

Thank you, Oracle, for your unique 'gifts' and insight. Could you please stop trying to set me up on a date now? Where do you even get those nymphs?

Thank you, AI, for your sincere friendship. You understand that no nymph should ever be forced to cry. Ever.

Thank you, Amber Nymph, for escaping from the Oracle's mad matchmaking schemes. Please don't avoid me forever?

Thank you, Elements Community, for providing this wonderful tracking list. Don't worry about the Oracle's insane plots, Amber Nymph! I'll find you, even if it takes me a thousand posts!