D&W Competition: 7 Deadly Haikus [VOTING]

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Spoiler for mathman101:

Spoiler for Gluttony:

Swarming Children

Eat, eat, eat my sons,
Feed until the swarm arrives.
Swarm and feast, goodbye.

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Spoiler for Sloth:

Relaxing Boned Cats

Lazy bones pile up,
As soul and body die off.
The cat relaxes.

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Spoiler for Pride:

Wet Thorny Skin

I've more health then you!
Ha! Better, faster, stronger!
I'm pure as water!

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Spoiler for Pride:

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Collection

Look at all my nymphs.
You wish you had as many
As I do, you noob.

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Eventually

Should I attack you?
Nah, I don't feel like it yet,
Maybe in a while...

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Possession

You're creatures look nice.
Could I borrow them from you?
Quiet! They're mine now.

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Spoiler for Gluttony:

Consumed from the Inside

I consume much more
More than mouths tearing muscle
I eat away life

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Spoiler for Wrath:

Truest Fury

You took her from me
My vengeance shall destroy you
That is all I am

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Spoiler for Pride:

Lucifer

I am without fault
If God would just answer me
I could shine for all

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Spoiler for Basman-1453:

Spoiler for Pride:

Dawn of Golden Nymphs

Can you move faster?
Can you strike harder than us?
Now way you do both!!

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Spoiler for Lust:

In Lust Lies A Sudden Death

"Is foursome enough?"
You know, your lust knows no bound,
Surpassing Sodoms.

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Spoiler for Greed:

The Grand Theft Action

In so many ways
I steal all your belongings,
To appease my greed.

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Spoiler for AD Storm Bolt:

Spoiler for wrath:

WRATH

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Adrenal Fury
Don’t you forget me
My rage is ready to grow
Grudges never go

Spoiler for greed:

GREED

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Rightfully Mine
Heal me, give me it
All your belongings are mine
Even your quanta

Spoiler for sloth:

SLOTH

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Naptime
Let's all just quit now
Fighting is tiring for me
Go back for naptime

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Spoiler for Sloth:

First, find a fat man

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The deadline is soon
But war has a simple tune
Decks in vault at noon.

Spoiler for Lust:

Lure him to the blood altar

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Feel your speed ascend
Heal my master, be my friend
I'm the prize at hand.

Spoiler for Greed:

Then, rewards will come

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Becoming faster,
Cards, Quanta, Power powder,
Luck, do not falter.

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Spoiler for Pride:

The Song of the Monoaether-Using Noob

I’m untouchable!
Gift of immortality.
For I am the best.

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Spoiler for Greed:

What is Yours is Mine

I want what you have:
Health, quanta, perms, and creatures.
My endless desire.

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Spoiler for Wrath:

Heaven's Fury

I destroy the Earth!
So many calamities;
You can't stop anger!

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Spoiler for jonathancrazyj:

Spoiler for Greed:

That Quanta looks nice.
I like that big dragon too.
Give me all your things.

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Spoiler for Lust:

"What's up baby doll?"
We'll do it all, just make sure...
No kids or disease.

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Spoiler for Wrath:

I see it coming...
Safeguard all of my anger...
Then I just explode.

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Spoiler for Domman:

Spoiler for Envy:

Clutching Desperately

How i long for it,

That which you claim as your own,

Now within my grasp.

Spoiler for Pride:

Downtrodden

You hope to stand here,

An equal, yet always find

Yourself beneath me.

Spoiler for Wrath:

Slow Justice

Ye, bringer of death,

Shall for all eternity,

Repent for your sins.

Spoiler for willng3:

Spoiler for Sloth:

Wishful, Lazy Thinking

Hey, I was lazy.
My deck's nothing but pillars,
So stall me maybe?

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Spoiler for Wrath:

With Luck Comes Oblivion

My Balls can go BOOOOM!!
But if I count my Blessings,
Surely yours will too.

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Spoiler for Pride:

Juggernaut

I'm not just big talk,
So must I really still say:
Get out of my way?

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Spoiler for seulintse:

Spoiler for pride:

unrepressed, they fly
They soar, higher in the sky
but, wings clipped, they died

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Spoiler for envy:

drown myself in rum
if I had what's his, just some,
might this envy, numb.

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Spoiler for wrath:

The opponents flee,
and why, you'll very soon see,
how dead just you'll be

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Spoiler for Physsion:

Spoiler for Lust:

Holy Night

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Tall, dark and handsome
See that sparkle in your eye
Take me home tonight

Spoiler for Wrath:

Noah's Ark

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Great Flood, Wrath of God
Two of every animal
Waiting patiently

Spoiler for Pride:

All Is Vanity

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"Vanity, you say?
My reflections are perfect,
They'll be your downfall."

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CONGRATULATIONS eljoemo !!!

You're a winning, prideful, envious sloth!

[seulintse]

no damn, he made a deck boasting about his nymphs... GG, eljoemo.

[Naesala]

Congrats eljoemo
I was close! Feel my envy!
Well, next time I guess.