Deckbuilding Competition - Simulated Violence

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I like drinking Coca-Cola, therefore I am a cool dude. Unupped because none of my cards can be upped.

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[Basman-1453]

Onion, give me a very good reason not to put the entire clueless community in damnatio memoriae only because of this fucking awful competition, too complicated for its own good 
OK, srsly, rulings time, although I have the premonition that this is reenacting the Israelites in the tale of the Cow, iykwim.

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

• A card may only be upgraded if the card in the same row but two columns left of the upgraded card has a name of equal length to the card you want to be upgraded - either its unupgraded or upgraded name.

Fixed-width length or card-space length?

[Submachine]

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

That means the Roman Empire rule does not exist for any people who were born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Therefore, it is a troll rule.

[Basman-1453]

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

That means the Roman Empire rule does not exist for any people who were born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Therefore, it is a troll rule.

Still wondering which way it's to be disregarded (that is, global block on Grav Mercs or global unblock), even if it's a troll rule. Actually, forget that XP

[dawn to dusk]

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

That means the Roman Empire rule does not exist for any people who were born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Therefore, it is a troll rule.

Ahem I was born Feb 4th which obviously ends in an "h", not a "y"

[CactusKing]

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

That means the Roman Empire rule does not exist for any people who were born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Therefore, it is a troll rule.

Jokes on you I was never born.

[Submachine]

You may not include Quantum Pillars/Towers without explicit permission from a current Competition Organizer. This permission must be screenshotted and included with your deck. Permission will be denied if you ask for permission using any words that someone has already used to ask permission. You may not use more than 3 words to request permission.

Quantum Pillars, please!

[Monox D. I-Fly]

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

That means the Roman Empire rule does not exist for any people who were born on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. Therefore, it is a troll rule.

Jokes on you I was never born.

but hatched from an egg instead.

[Basman-1453]

Jokes on you I was never born.

but hatched from an egg instead.

Joke's on you, cactus was the result of a binary fission

[CleanOnion]

• If you were born in the former Eastern Roman Empire, you may use graviton mercenaries without regard to any other rules.
• The above rule is to be disregarded if you were born on a day ending in "y".

Which way it's to be disregarded? (That is, if you're born in a day ending ing 'y', which is it: you're not allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're born in the former ERE or you're allowed to use Grav Mercs even if you're not born in the former ERE?)

Disregard means "ignore". If you're born on a day ending with Y, pretend the above rule doesn't exist. Therefore, there is no rule that specifically affects Grav Mercs.

• A card may only be upgraded if the card in the same row but two columns left of the upgraded card has a name of equal length to the card you want to be upgraded - either its unupgraded or upgraded name.

Fixed-width length or card-space length?

The intent was fixed-width length, but we may accept card-space length if the accompanying proof is provided. And that's assuming that I'm interpreting this right.

You may not include Quantum Pillars/Towers without explicit permission from a current Competition Organizer. This permission must be screenshotted and included with your deck. Permission will be denied if you ask for permission using any words that someone has already used to ask permission. You may not use more than 3 words to request permission.

Quantum Pillars, please!

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[Wyand]

“You may only use a shard if you have an award on your profile (e.g. birthday cake, tournament wins, competition wins) that predominantly features that shard's element's colour. If you are legally colourblind and include proof with your submission, you may use any shard.”
This is why one should be a master of all elements

Or colourblind.

(Don't want to be rough with colourblind ppl, but this post just begged for this answer. )

[CactusKing]

Which nymph should we include to pair with a neutral weapon?