Deckbuilding Competition - Simulated Violence

[Naii_the_Baf]

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542 542 542 542 542 542 542 542 542 542 542 5i4 5ig 5ig 5ig 5ig 5ig 5ig 5jm 5jm 715 715 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 7i6 8pp

Ban that Nymph's Tears for me.
I use Nymphs therefore I am cool so I use 31 cards
I edited so I cannot use cards that start with "A"

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DeathPendulum
WaterPendulum
Skull Buckler

Submission was edited, may require re-check. ✔

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No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
This sector remains free of illegal activity.

[CleanOnion]

Something like* a day and a half to go before the deadline!

*"Like" means "at least a week longer than this"

[Submachine]

Had a firestall built and while I was tweaking it people banned both fire bolts and sancs so here, have some meta trash that just wins.

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4sm 4sm 4sm 4sm 58o 58o 58o 58o 58o 58o 591 591 593 593 593 593 593 593 595 5rr 778 778 778 778 77g 77g 77g 77g 77g 77g 77h 8ps

I am succulent, cool enough to survive in the desert. That makes me a cool dude, so I use 31 cards.

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MarkofEarth
Stone Tower

Stone Pillar
EliteGraboid

Shrieker
Shrieker

And now none of you can use graboid, gg rainbow nerds.

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No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.

Had a similar idea before, but I ditched it because it didn't beat Crusaggers.

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[Aves]

Greetings, citizens! We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this priority message from the Great City Broadcast Terminal Centre.

By decree of Lord Highmoon, God Of All Elements And Commander Of The Realms, all simulations must comply with the Laws of our Great City. Failure to do so IS UNACCEPTABLE and SHAMEFUL. We have discovered an incident of this TERRIBLE BEHAVIOR. Fortunately, thanks to the efforts of our brave law enforcement division, the criminals were caught in the act and executed. Glory to the Great City. Glory to Lord Highmoon!

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You don't want your simulation to look like that. You'd better wrap things up...

You have no time remaining.

[Submachine]

May I request the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit, that after an extra week of extension (and no submissions during that), no more extensions are given?

[Aves]

May I request the Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit, that after an extra week of extension (and no submissions during that), no more extensions are given?

There was no extension, and there are no planned extensions.

The Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit emphatically denies any occurrence of errors in scheduling/timing posts by an officer whose name rhymes with "Mean Pun Tin."

[mathman101]

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4sn 4sn 4sn 4vc 4vc 4vc 4vc 4vc 4vc 4vc 4vd 4vd 4vd 50u 50u 50u 50u 5bu 5bu 5bu 5bu 5c2 5c2 5c7 5c7 5c7 5c9 5c9 5c9 5c9 7aj 7aj 7aj 8pn

If your username starts with a vowel, you may not use Fire. If it starts with a consonant, you may not use Life. You may ignore this restriction if you have at least 3 different cards that start with the first letter of your username.

Mitosis, Maxwell's Demon, Mark of Life.....tough luck Comp Organizers but I'm using life 

A card may only be upgraded if the card in the same row but two columns left of the upgraded card has a name of equal length to the card you want to be upgraded - either its unupgraded or upgraded name. (CLICK HERE FOR AN EXAMPLE IMAGE)
All shields must be upgraded.

Spine Carapace = 13 letters
Maxwell's Demon = 13 letters

The number of cards you use must be divisible by 9.
If you consider yourself a "cool dude", and are able to cite a reason to prove that you are, the number of cards you use may be any number so long as it's odd. This overrides the previous rule.

I have been hired by council for WM, TrO, TO, and NLW, they only did this because I am a "cool dude" and has nothing to do with my maturity and staffing abilities.

You may not use a card whose name starts with the first lowercase letter of your username. This only applies if you have any lowercase letters, and it also only applies if you have edited your post at least once.

I will be unable to edit this post before deadline due to not having laptop access, so regardless of being illegal or not this will not be edited. (really hoping it is legal though)

I really only did this so I could make a life deck in spite of the second rule disallowing it. 

Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit Transmission Logs
Patrol 101, this is Commanding Console Tower B37. Anything to report? Lord Highmoon, Praise the Exalted One lest we stray from the Righteous Glory of the Great City, has been eager to begin the next round of purges.
Just a bunch of frogs. Weird looking little buggers. I think I saw a pink one.
No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.

[shockcannon]

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I ban graviton mercenary because that's all I can ban.



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No illegal activity has been detected in this sector. However, unconfirmed reports of arson by armed mercenaries should be investigated. Remain vigilant. Glory to the Great City!

[Vindilos]

Submitting the last hour before the dealine, because I like being early.
Both of my decks were illegal, so rushing this.

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Today I took a shower in liquid nitogren, thus I am a cool dude.

Banning Air nymph so close to the deadline, you never know.

I'm betting on Vineroz winning this.



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No illegal activity has been detected in this sector.
Motion to outlaw excessive flatulence: Pending further investigations by the relevant Great City Authorities. Thank you for working hard to introduce new regulations, Officer! You will receive a reply to your request within two standard weeks.

[Aves]

Simulation Results

Soon™

[Submachine]

And we have a winner!

Competitors	Vs 1	Vs 2	Vs 3	Vs 4	Vs 5	Vs 6	Vs 7	Vs 8	Vs 9	Vs 10	Vs 11	Vs 12		Total
1 dawn to dusk	--X--	486	91	124	268	34	151	127	440	441	484	151		5 wins
2 InsignificantWeaboo	14	--X--	118	131	73	170	40	2	65	98	265	16		1 win
3 Submachine	409	382	--X--	445	299	16	125	101	302	330	300	94		7 wins
4 CleanOnion	376	369	55	--X--	159	4	380	253	447	465	404	66		7 wins
5 Basman	232	427	201	341	--X--	284	109	29	129	138	394	41		4 wins
6 Kalinual	466	330	484	496	216	--X--	2	2	185	329	498	489		7 wins
7 CactusKing	349	460	375	120	391	498	--X--	397	449	429	430	122		9 wins
8 Vineroz	373	498	399	247	471	498	103	--X--	447	443	485	140		8 wins
9 Naii_the_Baf	60	435	198	53	371	315	51	53	--X--	230	435	21		4 wins
10 mathman101	59	402	170	35	362	171	71	57	270	--X--	176	39		3 wins
11 shockcannon	16	235	200	96	106	2	70	15	65	324	--X--	216		1 win
12 Vindilos	349	484	406	434	459	11	378	360	479	461	284	--X--		10 wins

• Vindilos and his Blue Nymph domin with 10 victories
• CactusKing and his Quaking Graboids with 9 victories
• Vineroz and his Death with 8 victories

It was a fun competition. Had some genuine laughs on the concept, and after a bit of skimming, the rules were easy to understand. (I removed rules that didn't apply to me. I translated cards with specified letters to a list of cards. etc.) The comments of the Division Unit were creative at first, then they got creative again towards the end.

It was not perfect though. The two big flaws of the competition are both related to lenient restrictions. Allowing to mess with spaces in card names was unnecessary and lame. Not messing with what counts as being cool was also lame. Some of the reasons were lazy, so they should have been rejected the coolness. How am I supposed to believe that it is "extremely important" to follow the restrictions to not "be detected by the government", if the Division Unit is not doing proper enforcement?

So there, my constructive criticism.

[Aves]

Thanks sub! CO and I have both been very busy. We still plan to do our own run of the simulations for the official victory... Soon™!

The criteria for victory we were planning on using was the number of games won, not the number of matches won. We can see how the wording might have been a bit ambiguous there. By our planned metric, vindi still comes out on top, but only by 1 point (4105 against Vineroz's 4104). We'll have to see how it works out in the end though, that's a very slim margin!

The Great City has elected Submachine as the citizen most fit for the job of the Glorious Undersecretary of Urban Planning and Development. We look forward to seeing what great feats he accomplishes, after the mandatory fourteen month corruption probe spent under house arrest. The Most Glorious And Resplendent Great City Law Enforcement Division Unit offers a sincere assurance and solemn promise that we have no intent to appropriate his no doubt humble worldly possessions, not excluding common household objects like tables.