When I first changed my third suggestion, I changed it to "Design a War." While writing that I thought of the legion tournaments thing and was going to send you a message to get your thoughts on it for using it as a future type of war. Then I just decided to skip all of that and use it as my third suggestion.
So, obviously, I have no problem with it being a future type of war. It's just different from the kinds you had discussed in the past.
In reply to Glitch's third suggestion, I came up with this:
5rp 5rp 5rp 5rp 5rp 5rp 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q0 7q5 7q5 7q5 7q5 7q5 7q5 7qb 7qb 7qb 7qb 7qb 7qb
I doubt you can lose more quickly than that. Takes 5-7 turns... not too sure if five is possible, but six is.