Card Design Competition: Funny Cards

[Novacaine]

One submission per person.

Due this limitation I posted my other card ideas in the "Humor" section (http://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php/topic,7559.new.html) - feel free to comment them 

[Flayne]

I'm pretty sure someone saw this coming

no joke, i actually did see this coming 

[the dictator]

Well, elements is about combinations, so I made something to make a nice combo with Novacaïnes Eyjafjallajökull



Note: It causes flooding, but it remains working as shield (so creatures drown, and slip )
Note2: When a creature slips, it's attack misses, and it can't use it's ability next turn (because he needs his time and energy to get up)   8)

What do you think?
It even makes new water/fire decks possible, like, let's say:
8 Fire pillar
5 Eyjafjallajökull
8 Saphire pillar
5 Steam Machine
4 Glacier
= Fun

[Novacaine]

Well, elements is about combinations, so I made something to make a nice combo with Novacaïnes Eyjafjallajökull



What do you think?
It even makes new water/fire decks possible, like, let's say:
8 Fire pillar
5 Eyjafjallajökull
8 Saphire pillar
5 Steammachine
4 Glacier
= Fun

Awesome idea! =D

Only thing left to do now is to convince scaredgirl of adding these two cards to the real game ;P

[dragonhuman]

Awesome idea! =D

Only thing left to do now is to convince scaredgirl of adding these two cards to the real game ;P

you mean convinve zanz?

[Novacaine]

Awesome idea! =D

Only thing left to do now is to convince scaredgirl of adding these two cards to the real game ;P

you mean convinve zanz?

ohmm.. exactly  - sry as i'm new i'm not very familiar with the executive suite yet 

[the dictator]

Awesome idea! =D

Only thing left to do now is to convince scaredgirl of adding these two cards to the real game ;P

you mean convinve zanz?

I suppose so.

But I like the slip idea also, maybe slipped creatures need time to get up, or something, so they can't use their ability.
I'll add that.

[Harikaze]

I'm pretty sure someone saw this coming

yup - it is finally made ¬.¬
however i was thinking an attack of 9000 with the card description thing saying it

curse you!
where's the damn -karma button ^^ lol

I don't have any karma to take away anyway XD

[Ant-n-ero]

I'm pretty sure someone saw this coming

yup - it is finally made ¬.¬
however i was thinking an attack of 9000 with the card description thing saying it

curse you!
where's the damn -karma button ^^ lol

I don't have any karma to take away anyway XD

you can go negative  karma ^^
someone has -5 I believe :L

however the forums no longer allow you to remove karma so - u got lucky >_<
I'll be watching you!

[Zac33333]

Moved this so it would have a picture
Deleted previous post
This is the new post for it

TAY ZONDAY FTW!!!!!!!!

[finkel]

0: Devour target player. All their cards will reappear 5 minutes later freshly folded and with a lemon scent.

this made me lol very hard indeed. Gotta' love Terry Pratchett

[PuppyChow]

Updated my submission. I think it's better now, and the upgrade works better with the unupped.