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DISCLAIMER: I am anti-UKIP, and anti-Conservative. I don't mean to offend.
Colours of Political Parties UsedConservative (Blue - Water) (David Cameron - Priminister)Labour (Red - Fire)UKIP - United Kingdom Independence Party (Purple - Death)ExplanationThe Conservatives (Blue - Water) are in power after a very recent election. They want to privatise everything, cut spending, and essentially care about the rich much more than the poor.
Cards: Physalia: A lot of Conservative policies are subtle - they are very good at representing themselves as less right-wing than they actually are. These creatures represent little threat to start with, but will you will slowly realise they are dangerous, and by then it's too late.
Permafrost: The Conservatives will freeze public spending, making it hard for public services to function.
Nymph's Tears: It's too late for those who decided to vote Conservative at the last minuet to change their minds. These represent their sadness, and will turn into Nymphs of another party with their changing opinions.
Labour (Red - Fire) are in turmoil. Mistrust after the Iraq war and the financial crisis left voters looking elsewhere.
Cards:Explosion: Lots of military power was used in a very unpopular war. These explosions are hard to forget about.
Rage Potion: Voters raged, finding scapegoats in Labour for the Global Financial Crisis.
Fire Pendulum: Many life-long Labour voters flipped their vote over to conservative. They might well flip back again once they realise how much Conservative ideals differ from their own.
UKIP (Purple - Death) even more dangerous than Conservatives, UKIP gained a lot of votes. They are heavily anti-immigration, and people are voting for them either because they have scapegoated immigrants (of all types, leading to this being branded a racist party), or that they don't trust the Conservatives or Labour anymore, and UKIP are 'new'. They do not realise that UKIP are far, far worse. They are SO right wing, but rely heavily on propaganda, making themselves out to be 'for the people' when they are even more pro-rich than any other party.
Skull Shield: Representing their propaganda, even people that don't trust them are sometimes being converted by their flyers, or charismatic leader.
Afflatoxin: Communities that might not have even voted in the past are being taken in by their 'New' brand that voters multiply by word of mouth, without knowing anything about policies.
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