Anyone else thing that ^ is at least a little funny?
As for the card, it seems like a less usable aflatoxin to me. There aren't many reasons I would want extra skeletons with death, considering graveyards aren't expensive and I don't have to kill my own creatures for it. And there would be no way in the world I would upgrade a card to give 2/2 creatures for my opponent either, and if I wanted them to have a 1/1 creature, I would rather just outright flood every empty spot with malignant cells.