So am I right in assuming that deflagrate will one-shot kill it? And steal will make it switch sides? Very odd... could be fun to play with though... I think it should be targetable like a pillar though... earthquakes can do a nasty number on statues.
Just a suggestion, maybe its health could be reduced and treated like bone shield. E.g. unupped has 1 health so it can be 1 shotted, upped has 2 health meaning it would take 2 deflags to kill. Or something like that... just a wild idea.