Name: Soldering Iron of Justice! ( ! included)
Element: Fire
Type: Weapon
Cost: 10
Damage: 2
Ability: While this card is in play all creatures are ashamed of themselves and will not attack, because they made fun of the Soldering Iron of Justice!
This is a joke card, and if you don't get the joke, I advise you to peruse through brainofbrian.com
The really funny thing though, I made it balanced.
If Chuck Norris had to fight without using a roundhouse kick, he'd use the Soldering Iron of Justice!