Call it Magic Pot and I'll make art for you and it'll be fine I think. Wording - as I already said - must be changed or I see no chance for this card.
Suggestion: You can throw in creatures and permanents, including pillars. Throwing in pillars would generate 3 quanta of the type the pillar normally produces + 1 entropy quantum. An Empathic Bond would heal you by 3 for every 2 creatures you have, Unstable Gas would just ignite normally and return 1 fire quantum to you. Basically, the card's effect gets stronger.
Well, maybe "Magic Pot" it's not the best idea, since it is a permanent... What wording do you suggest? I don't want to change it every time someone says it's badly written. I was thinking of "Throw in: The target creature may lose life, die, mutate or attack your opponent with their hp and die. /press enter/ Eggs will ignite and destroy the oven."
About the permanents, I like that idea, but it won't fit the card space ???
Actually, it's true, the card's effect gets stronger, but the card dies
Technically speaking, I don't think a dragon could fit in a microwave, why not say it is a colossal oven?
It's a magic oven, since it has an extension spell.
Call it Disaster Box or Mistery Box 8)
I'll run a poll as soon as a few more ideas come out... But those 2 are my favourites
Oh dear, I was wondering what would happen if I tossed in a Steel Golem.
You'll know once the card is in crucible