House/Kitchen Permanents Series

[Ekki]

oven
pemanent 
  Cook: once per turn you may put a creature into the oven. it gains +1|-1 every turn.
(maybe cant attack, maybe one creature in oven at a time)

I thought of that one, and I like the idea... I was thinking of adding a "consume per turn"-ish mechanic, but dunno

[Nepycros]

it's finally happened. I'm so happy. If Schrodinger's cat makes it into the game, that means this permanent will finally be able to function.

Can Opener
(undetermined cost)
Swarm: Summon a random feline creature. (only really good for future years when more cats are present. meow!)

[AnonymousRevival]

Why is a can opener  ? Wouldn't it be more  because it is made of metal?

[Nepycros]

Same with Refrigerator, but hey? Can Opener opens cans made of living or byproducts of the living. It seemed right at the time.

[AnonymousRevival]

Could also be  because they're dead.

[Ryli]

Pick an effect, then determine the card's element with that, otherwise many elements will be unused and the rest will all clash. It's simpler.

[Ekki]

Pick an effect, then determine the card's element with that, otherwise many elements will be unused and the rest will all clash. It's simpler.

Yeah, it's a good idea... I didn't think it that way, but I'll try it

[Ekki]

Trash Can added!