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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22573#msg22573
« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2010, 02:35:23 am »
Spark/Ball Lightning: Never around long enough for you to read the flavor text!
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22575#msg22575
« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2010, 02:36:56 am »
;D Why are all yall so good at this? You guys should go write for Zanz.
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22588#msg22588
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2010, 02:52:56 am »
Just some more. But these might suck...

Azure Dragon: Ironically, the only dragon that lives in the air.
Emerald Dragon: It's not easy being green.
Crimson Dragon: Thinks its hot stuff.
Bone Dragon: It's immune to flesh spiders!
Hematite Golem: What happens when you hit it with a stone dragon?
Stone Dragon: What happens when you hit a hematite golem with it?
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22590#msg22590
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2010, 02:57:47 am »
Light Dragon: A Massive Dragon that got a bit more exercise and a new diet.
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22598#msg22598
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2010, 03:27:27 am »
Purple Dragon: Sans Barney, this is the most deadly purple creature you will ever see.
Massive Dragon: A cross-breed between a dragon and Garfield.
Emerald Dragon: When poison ivy and venus flytraps just don't cut it.
Ice Dragon: Once, a huge passenger steamship crashed into an Ice Dragon. There were no survivors.
Devonian Dragon: On a desert, you can see it from a few miles away. But, by then, it's too late.
Black Dragon: So stealthy, it decided to sacrifice its legs just so it could move more quietly.

And that finishes up the dragons.
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22677#msg22677
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2010, 01:46:20 pm »
Devonian Dragon: About 360 million years old. Respect your elders!
Silurian Dragon: About 420 million years old.

Sapphire Charger: Hard and fast, it can break through anything.

Druidic Staff: You feel healthier by just holding it.

Eternity: The staff refuses to move.

Fahrenheit: Your face probably started to shrivel due to the closeness.

Hammer: And if that don't work, take a bigger one.

Titan: See? This one works.

Dagger: But at least there are jokes about it.

Shortsword: Don't underestimate it.
Longsword: Great bang for your buck. Well, not exactly bang...

Blue Nymph: Not passing gas. Gosh. Elementals those days...

Golden Nymph: Ever wondered why gypsies had such a strange yellow skin colour?

Nymph Queen: For some reason, the King has neven been found.

Scarab: They seem to have won with the locusts.

Chaos Seed: H^(*&T87T78t.... okay, what happened?

Lava Golem: Made of lava.

Adrenaline: See, being hormone-pumped can be benefiial.

Fire Shield: Will kill your enemies, and makes a nice omelet.

Maxwell's Demon: Lets the higher-energy monsters out of the box of life.

Dissipation Shield: The enemies slowly lost force while going through the field of chaotic energy.

Chrysaora: Its sting is worse.
Physalia: Comes with some actual bite.

Guardian Angel: All armies need medics.
Archangel: However, the Hippocratic Oath has no place in a good army.

Illithid: All we want to do is eat your brains (http://tinyurl.com/ylghfnf)
Ulitharid: We’re not unreasonable; I mean, no one’s gonna eat your eyes (http://tinyurl.com/ylghfnf)

Bone Dragon: Flesh is just an unnecessary burden for flying creatures.
Ivory Dragon: Many elephants were harmed in production of this dragon.

Parallel Universe: Somewhere in the multiverse there is an exact copy of you.
Twin Universe: And the world you're on.

Reflective Shield: Sends spells back screaming.
Mirror Shield: This one lets you shave harmlessly too.

Armagio: The Immortals told me it can be seen from space.
Elite Armagio: Could make a moon fall to the planet it was around.

Vulture: Just cleaning. (http://tinyurl.com/6aw4yh)

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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22678#msg22678
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2010, 02:25:15 pm »
Are these serious suggestions? Not to pop anyone's bubble but I don't think flavour text should be predominantly lame-funny. It is not the case in any card games I know of. In any case, I personally prefer flavour text that adds a certain degree of awe or back-story to the card. It is not that I feel that I can give any contribution myself but rather just a suggestion to (potential) contributors of the direction I think we should take with this.
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22687#msg22687
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 02:55:24 pm »
I agree with jumbla, and I think only non effect creatures should have one.
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22825#msg22825
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 09:52:58 pm »
Well, not all of the ones I originally posted were supposed to be funny, but Elements doesn't really have a backstory just yet.

(For now, I hope it stays this way.  I haven't really though of something I've liked as a story).
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg22939#msg22939
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2010, 06:18:02 am »
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Ivory Dragon: Many elephants were harmed in production of this dragon.
ROTFL... :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg23044#msg23044
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2010, 02:53:34 pm »
Quote from: Gl1tch on February 01, 2010, 12:14:29 am
Pegasus: The Narwal of the sky
This just confuses me.

A Narwhal is a Horned Whale.
A Pegasus is a Winged Horse.

How is a Pegasus a Narwhal of the Sky?
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Re: Flavor text. https://elementscommunity.org/forum/index.php?topic=2710.msg23154#msg23154
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2010, 08:24:51 pm »
Quote from: Bloodshadow on February 02, 2010, 06:18:02 am
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Ivory Dragon: Many elephants were harmed in production of this dragon.
ROTFL... :D :D :D :D :D :D
This is what Ivory is.
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