Yup, he's clean, you aren't.
Rain of Chaos: The gameplay becomes completely unpredictable, and all you have to pay for is Photons/Microaboms/Both instead of real creatures. Likable.
Death: So, the only way it is better than a Boneryard is that it also gives the enemy a Skeleton? Why would I want to do this?
Paper Wall: WALL? THAT'S SHIELD YOU FILTHY MTGIAN SCUM GO PLAY YOUR FIVECOLOR GAME NOT OUR ELEMENTS
lol jk. Acts as a MOMentum for both sides, so it's like more fair, and leads to swift deaths of both sides.
Stone Beauty: She? Also, sounds fine, except for that Earth creatures start with good HP already so they don't need boosts...
Life: Weak. Sure, offsets two Plagues and lets you mend your creatures if they didn't die immediately, but... why?
VBF: With Fire creatures having so weak HP they'd fry themselves. Make them immune, maybe?
Ice Age: Sounds not bad, fairly, for extrem stalling while you kill the enemy with poison.
Elysium: Weak boost for such a cost. I'd pay like 3-4 for this, seeing what Eclipse can do.
Animate Land: I'd rather not clutter up my creaturespace with those, thanks.
Timespace: Could be useful, I guess. The cost is fair, continious scrying is worth it.
DWithin: As long as you have more attackforce, you win. Make the game less brainy, but...
DimInstab: Funny and likable card, actually.