No offense to the OP, but I would just keep it in its original state for simplicity's sake. All of these weird, quirky rules that have been added to the card only make it more complicated and less desirable in a card idea contest. If you really want to win, keep it simple and don't flip-flop every time you hear a complaint about it. It's your card.
SG, the reason there is practically a short story that describes this card is because people complained about the original version of the card, which reshuffled into your deck immediately after dealing damage. This made it the perfect card to prevent decking out because it is 100% failproof. After that, it went through a kind of tug war between Acelink and others to try to balance it, leaving us with a bunch of errata text looking for a home.